RapBattle RELOADED! (Page 9)

MONEY CHANGER

Hand me a MIC, beam me up and land me in space to blast this MC Shit
I'ma sit on top of the world & I shit on you
I'm sick of you scarier than a black journalist
Ya look like Human horror film

but with a lot funnier plot, and people that feel me
cos I'ma still be Madd Rapper, a true king of all time
As long as I'm on pills, and I got plenty of pot
I'll be in a canoe paddlin, makin fun of my money

But I would like an award
for the best rapper to get one mic in The Source
and a wardrobe I can afford
Otherwise I might get sent up back-strike in a Ford

And you wonder what the phyuk I need more
You're pissin' me off; even the No Limit Tank
looks like a middle finger sideways flippin me off
No shit you're a great danger to my health

Why else would I kill you then jump in the grave and bury yourself

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Posted: at 8-01-2011 09:32 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Uhh, straight off my back
I come straight to your back with a gun like I'm in Iraq
And in fact I attack and tackle, and sack and crack and crackle your butt
And snap back and battle my own shadow cus y'all wack and all that

Bullshit ya talkin startin to get funky with me
Toss me the chunky, I'ma brew these punkies bitch
I'm from the block where u don't pass like a flunky
We make a bitch a mule and make u act a donkey

Yes, I want you to come around here and suck my dick
Cos u are my queen bitch in my mansion
Bust up in the court & make a refuse
This is my game ask everybody in the stands Punky bitch

I'm all red I'm on fire like an ant pile
I put the clamp down and all ya little bitch like take a flee
You get the stampede, I make blood bleed

You suck dick, I suc-ceed in rappin
Yeahhh, yeahhh, and this is how victory tastes
So I'ma spit in ya face!!!
Money changer bitch

HAIL 50,

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Posted: at 8-01-2011 07:16 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Yo, never was a thug, just infatuated with guns
Never was a gangsta till I graduated to one
And got the rap of a villain for weapon concealin'
Took the image of a bitch kept shit appealin'

Willin' to stick out my neck for respect if it meant life or death
Never live to regret what I said, queen bitch
When you're me, people just wanna see, if it's true, if it's you
What you say In your raps, what you do

U do shit, u rap shit, u cant never ride with 50
When they see you on the streets, face to face, are you for real
In confrontation ain't no conversation, if you feel you're in violation
Any hesitation will get you killed

Your lyrics suck, cos u are a faggot bitch
Bein' reasonable will leave you full of bullets burstin ur head
I'll squeeze it till it's empty, tempt me, push me honeypots
I need a good reason to give this trigger a good squeeze

Blow your damn head MC shit

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Posted: at 8-01-2011 07:31 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Ok you run NY,
i`m guessing your from the usa
callin english damn! when really you yanks aint got notin clever to say
our president is Cameron and yours is Obama
were reprisented posh whilst you guys eat around the bush
at least most of our english bitches are slim
big tits, slim waists and short skirts of denim
how many yanks these days are gay
men are shagging others up agenst the wall or on the floor
in every position 3 times or more
"hey dudes lets go for a snack"
cos i`m hungry again...i gave up running on the track
then we`l go the supermarket pick food off the rack
but only 200% fat
after all my pants aint exactly slack
to be honest there a size 34
i`l eat any meat cooked or raw
as long as i get to the store
and try and out-eat what i ate the night before
even men in america are wearing bra`s
disgracing the mentality of the stripes and the stars
you guys ran out so you used the masks from the sars
to put on your tits as you get more drinks from the bars
we could write more but we wanna hear your replies
so come and give us some back you american phyuks and shock our precious eyes
phyuk NY we wanna hear from the rest of the universe
cum back with some lines and make them a half decent verse

Posted: at 8-01-2011 08:29 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

Another one of you idiots trying to hit my ass?
The only ass you'll ever hit is when sucking your boyfriend's six inches
Bitch, tryin to talk tough on a computer like you made of steel?
If you were as tight as your sister's honeypot, you'd HAVE a label deal
You may be 50scent, but I'm a money-changer in line
And lyrically dismantle your vertebrae to sever your spine
None of your rhymes dissed me in any single way
Only old punches, did you actually have anything to say?
Cos by any means you gay and i'll slice you up like a Ginsu
Dont worry, this was only the introduction on my road to diss you
I bet you get told to Shut Up when your not even talking
Calling yourself 50? I'll leave you looking like a 50 cents taking
With no IQ, cos its clear I dont like you
I'm covering my ass cos God knows what you might do
I got no slight clue, but I have heard that you were behind bars
Probably cos you wanted Rockets in Uranus until we find Mars
Then you'll see slight scars and realise your mind's crash
Rapping ''wannabe tight'' lyrics, your fatal death is in file
You wannabe tight? TIP: Try to not have anal sex in a while
You could have seen it ''cumming'', but you were too ''blind''
Enough of your faggot stories, you aint got energy to diss your enemies
You call yourself 50, but guess what? I'll ruin your cents
Its suicide to battle me, so I bet you wish you could rewind time
I bet your an old peodaphile lookin freak like Albert Einstein
This is straight 1 on 1 in a game where punchlines are weak
You gotta ''come hard'' like your girlfriend and you never mind defeat
cream and box of chocolates.. None of that shit can actually hurt me
But with your Nerd Rap attempts, I gotta come back dirty
Which reminds me of your sister and your rap career falling
Which declined cos all your NY found your shit boring
Like your cliche' punchlines which I could snap like twigs
But dont tell me you wanna launch your rap career in front of a computer?
Your wasting your life, so please just erase all of your rhymes
I battle geeks like you hardly ever, you do this all of the time
So you must be some corny little runt spittin complex shit
Seems to me your riding Canibus or Immortal Tech's dick
And i've flipped the script, because we all know your shit's foul
Your honeypot rhymes makes me believe your a depressed pill addict
You live your life in front of a machine.. the crowd has booed your ass
You dont wanna come outside cos you scared of the guy that sued your ass
And sent you to jail in the first place
With a girl you've never went past first base
I'll give some advice and have you thinkin like siamese twins right?
So next time you call me to battle.. you'll have to think twice
And dont come up to me with your gibberish bibble babble crap kid
Cos your dick did more emotional harm than your little battle rap did
So keep your unrealistic hip hop career flowing in this forum
Because every line you tried to diss me with, I think I just tore 'em
I've won this battle with ease, no need to put money on the table
Stay rapping with your computer and maybe you'll get signed to Bill Gates' label

Posted: at 10-01-2011 08:27 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

Baby MC I put my teflon on I'll be your knight in shinnin armor
It's five hundred horses in the land of the llama
My pockets all chunky my jewels all chunky
Your ass all chunky it stands like a donkey

I want you like you want me you like me alot?
Now follow my instructions I'll take you to the top
I'm a drill it in your head get the bread get the bread
Your phyukin with the kid lick the balls get the head

I can be your motivation baby
You can be my first and leading lady
Now I want you happy that you waited, for me to put you down
 I'm pimpin and I'm not afraid to say it
I'm heavy in the game look I don't play bitch

All the other girls are money makin, but you know who you are baby
My hands are open, gimme a nice hug MC
Yeah, I ain't somethin like the mack I'm better
Cause I'm a move on, I'm a cool nigga
 
And I ain't on no lovey dove shit
I'm for real

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Posted: at 11-01-2011 09:51 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

So now u eminem
Nigga u don't wanna battle me
u wanna worship me...
go get a life
and stop stealin them rhymes
maybe then u could be next in life
to taste the wrath of the best Alive

I'll eat u for dessert

Posted: at 12-01-2011 04:27 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Eh 50 mek mi tell yuh dis
Mi rifle shot ah spin like wheel
Ah who can hear ah go feel
If ah bwoy diss not nice
Fat bullet ah fly inna bwoy chest
50 seh "Segxi time to have sex"
Mi nah gi one shot mi have ratta
Mi kick 50scent inna him face
Mek him vomit out milk honeypot
Mi shot 50 cah he ah phyuking gay
Segxi run away I'm nuh phyuking brave
Mi dun put 50 inna phyuking grave
Gay man inna tights up ah champion
Memba seh you ah 50 years old
50 You ah batty man
From Jamaica to New York
Yuh suck too much dick and di gyal dem a talk
Batty mouth Killa nuh give me no gun talk
Regular i shit inna yuh mouth and fart
Gunshot inna yuh goat face me a force five
If you see 50battty inna di center you faggy
A Bling Dawg brief yuh tek off a nuh baggy
Yuh know yuh shouldn't diss jamaican honeypot
Yuh pick up gunshot from rice bag & ratty

Gangster for life till mi last breath.....


 

Posted: at 12-01-2011 03:45 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

Just let me try this ..... just for the fun

I cant shout! Because
Am a champion, No doubt
Even a tampon cant stop my flow, Because
Am always on point, Period,
Am your sprung ankle, you dont want play with me, Serious
Not just a champion, am also the captain,
Last time i saw you, 's still triying to steal it, pirate


lol

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Posted: at 13-01-2011 05:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

You have no life and you a disgrace
Don't even look at yo self in the mirror or ya see yo ugly a*ss face
My verses will expose b!itches like you tryin to diss
Keep talking sh!it and ill leave you in the uunknowning abyss
God made me to be the creator
My rhymes are greater, the best you'll amount to in your life is a waitor
I dont think you will understand the next verses because of the vocabulary i use, so go get a translator
My rhymes will elevate me so high it will be like a reversed gravity
leave you full of so many w*holes, it'll look like you have infite chest cavities
You wish you had my abilities, my vesatillity and flexability
I wont ley you vanish because ill enialate you, ill make you wish you knew invisibility
Destroy fake bitches like you isnt a choice its a responablitity
My bombs bring more chaos than a terrorist attack operation
Leaving you foaming at the mouth because of ur frustration
My rhymes are more famous than the decloration
Make you commit your own suicide wothout any explanation
Bringing the verbal apocaplyse like the book of revelation
If you think im hatin thats a misinterptation
ll give your girl a permanant sensation, so she wil have to use masterbation for all eternity¸
You cannot win, go join a ferternity
Trust me im not afraid to kick your di*ck, fake a*ss trick
I would continue with this diss but i find it pointless
If i continue to school you i might leave you jointless
Crossing you over like jordan when i step to the right
You went to the left, now you want to try and fight
Kid dont mess with the best, i might leave you on the floor like a mite

Posted: at 14-01-2011 04:47 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming