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![-]( "sizzlingsofi") sizzlingsofi at 25-11-2010 10:16 AM (14 years ago)  (f) Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "shit" meant.
Thinking fast she replied "food on the table".
Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a bitch" mean.
Again, thinking fast again she says "It's a priest".
Next day he comes home a asks what does "phyukin'" mean. She says it means "getting dressed".
That same night a priest was coming over for dinner. Johnny is just finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring.
He yells "got it". He opens the door and says "Hey son of a bitch, shits on the table and mom and dad are upstairs phyukin'". | Posted: at 25-11-2010 10:16 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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abi? | Posted: at 25-11-2010 10:24 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | Posted: at 25-11-2010 10:30 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "bodeniyi") bodeniyi at 25-11-2010 12:32 PM (14 years ago) (m) Serious Gobe.... Children are leaders of tomorrow.. No be lie | Posted: at 25-11-2010 12:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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okay.... but we don see here before sha... | Posted: at 25-11-2010 12:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 25-11-2010 12:39 PM (14 years ago) (m) seen b4
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 25-11-2010 12:39 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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Okay | Posted: at 25-11-2010 01:05 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "bodeniyi") bodeniyi at 25-11-2010 02:04 PM (14 years ago) (m) use your glasses dear omotoyosi | Posted: at 25-11-2010 02:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Okay
dont mind them my dear... u try  how er u??
Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm | Posted: at 25-11-2010 10:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Okay
dont mind them my dear... u try how er u?? lol........... Great n u? | Posted: at 25-11-2010 10:46 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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Okay
dont mind them my dear... u try how er u?? lol........... Great n u? cool  we need to encourage others....i like ur jokes
Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm | Posted: at 25-11-2010 10:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Okay
dont mind them my dear... u try how er u?? Okay ..... thanx Dear lol........... Great n u? cool we need to encourage others....i like ur jokes | Posted: at 25-11-2010 11:44 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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terry u no like joke?  
Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm | Posted: at 26-11-2010 11:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "roughedge") roughedge at 27-11-2010 11:39 AM (14 years ago) (m) Reply |
![-]( "terdue") terdue at 27-11-2010 12:33 PM (14 years ago) (m) re-posted post | Posted: at 27-11-2010 12:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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re-posted post
who u dey talk to? ?
Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm | Posted: at 27-11-2010 10:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 28-11-2010 11:52 AM (14 years ago) (m) thank u 4 posting rubbish ok? 
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 28-11-2010 11:52 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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thank u 4 posting rubbish ok? so, what i posted is rubbish? | Posted: at 28-11-2010 12:02 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "nickyvil") nickyvil at 28-11-2010 12:07 PM (14 years ago) (m) u try jare | Posted: at 28-11-2010 12:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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