"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a One Thousand Naira Note in one hand and fifty Naira Note in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"
The boy takes the fifty Naira and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns and this is third time here!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the fifty instead of the Thousand?"
The boy licked his ice cream and replied, "Bros, you no know say the day I take the thousand, my show don end!"
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