Up ur ass

Date: 04-12-2010 12:55 am (14 years ago) | Author: Damilare Owolabi
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- at 4-12-2010 12:55 AM (14 years ago)
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3 guys were in d jungle & were captured by a wild tribe. Wen they got 2 d camp, d chief said, "we wil let u live, if u can do a task. If u fail, we wil kill u. The 1st tin u need 2 do is 2 get 10 kinds of fruits, any fruits then come back and see me. So d 1st guy came back wit 10 apples & d chief said "Now, shove them all up ur ass without makin a sound". Wen d guy got 2 d 3rd apple he grunted so they killed him & he floated up 2 heaven. Now d 2nd guy comes back wit 10 grapes & d chief said d same tin. So d guy got in 9 grapes then he suddenly burst out laughin. So they killed him too & he went up 2 heaven. When he got up there, d 1st guy asked, "y did u start laughin, u almost made it". D 2nd guy said: " I would have but i laughed wen i saw d 3rd guy coming back wit pineapples".

Posted: at 4-12-2010 12:55 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- Ikoto at 4-12-2010 01:34 AM (14 years ago)
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Coool Man.., its sure funny.., Hahahahahahahaha
Posted: at 4-12-2010 01:34 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 4-12-2010 07:11 AM (14 years ago)
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overposted joke.

Posted: at 4-12-2010 07:11 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 4-12-2010 10:56 AM (14 years ago)
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peeping
Posted: at 4-12-2010 10:56 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rexi at 4-12-2010 12:12 PM (14 years ago)
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@terry wen u go post urs make i feel am, @toyoso, look am well y re u peeping, dem no de charge 4 readin 2 ur satisfaction now!
Posted: at 4-12-2010 12:12 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- florish4love at 4-12-2010 12:21 PM (14 years ago)
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@rexi na Posted b4 as my rove don talk am

but no just near Toyosi at all oooo

cos she be my iyale
and i go side am for any angle any corner
Posted: at 4-12-2010 12:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rexi at 4-12-2010 12:52 PM (14 years ago)
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Eh ya! Sorry o, wel No offence sha but some ppl re new here & did not see d older post. While some ppl feel it, u wil nt cos u don read am b4. Joke na joke & can never die. Dat na y ibi joke factory
Posted: at 4-12-2010 12:52 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- florish4love at 4-12-2010 12:57 PM (14 years ago)
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rexi see ya mouth

we dey flog person for dis forum oooo

so take ya time
Posted: at 4-12-2010 12:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 4-12-2010 01:07 PM (14 years ago)
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good but old joke

So take ur joke bac and shove it up in ur ass Grin

Posted: at 4-12-2010 01:07 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 4-12-2010 02:20 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on  4-12-2010 12:21 PM
@rexi na Posted b4 as my rove don talk am

but no just near Toyosi at all oooo

cos she be my iyale
and i go side am for any angle any corner



who be your iyale Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 4-12-2010 02:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rexi at 4-12-2010 06:47 PM (14 years ago)
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I like all of u terry, xter &co  but wait o, i tot dis is a joke factory or na war zone. So no gang on me i don hear una. No worries i go de flash my post b4 i post any other pb4. Peace
Posted: at 4-12-2010 06:47 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 4-12-2010 07:00 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: rexi on  4-12-2010 12:12 PM
@terry wen u go post urs make i feel am, @toyoso, look am well y re u peeping, dem no de charge 4 readin 2 ur satisfaction now!
my guy u wan yab me abi u wan compliment me?which 1 u dey?

Posted: at 4-12-2010 07:00 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- rexi at 4-12-2010 09:16 PM (14 years ago)
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My guy na both o, cos u 2 de yab urself, and i like ur comments sometimes wit xter. But u guys should chill 4 dem.
Posted: at 4-12-2010 09:16 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Renewed at 4-12-2010 09:54 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice one...

Posted: at 4-12-2010 09:54 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 4kasibe247 at 4-12-2010 09:57 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-12-2010 09:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 4-12-2010 10:24 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  4-12-2010 01:07 PM
good but old joke

So take ur joke bac and shove it up in ur ass Grin

lol ......wicked

Posted: at 4-12-2010 10:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 5-12-2010 08:46 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: rexi on  4-12-2010 09:16 PM
My guy na both o, cos u 2 de yab urself, and i like ur comments sometimes wit xter. But u guys should chill 4 dem.
hehehehe nothing do u at all.

Posted: at 5-12-2010 08:46 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 5-12-2010 02:41 PM (14 years ago)
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 Wink

Posted: at 5-12-2010 02:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rexi at 5-12-2010 03:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Come come come, where riverniger dey come from wey no get direction, wetin dem don talk finish from last month wey u come carry 4 body and head. Nways u b river nw so carry am
Posted: at 5-12-2010 03:07 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 5-12-2010 03:12 PM (14 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 5-12-2010 03:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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