heart attack

  A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.

He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for ambulance, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, covering on the closet floor.
"You b*stard," the man says," my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"

Posted: at 6-12-2010 02:34 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

wetin now

running

Posted: at 6-12-2010 02:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

yes now, abi u want make i wait 

Posted: at 6-12-2010 03:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

  lol

Posted: at 6-12-2010 03:13 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

why you dey laff?

Posted: at 6-12-2010 03:46 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

make i follow cry :'( :'(  no laugh

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Posted: at 6-12-2010 11:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Motion seconded!!!

Posted: at 6-12-2010 11:52 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

i see say you be mr. nice guy true true... "thanks to whoever that posted it here"...
so, you wan tell us say you sabi say na nwa-lady post this joke... abeg, try again. this ur style no work at all..

Posted: at 7-12-2010 10:49 AM (14 years ago) | Hero