GRASS NO DEY THERE?

Date: 04-11-2008 9:14 am (16 years ago) | Author: Onyinye Ogbonna
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- at 4-11-2008 09:14 AM (16 years ago)
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A Lebanese guy working in a company in one the major cities in naija one day went to a brothel to chill off the day's hassles, he bargained with one of the oldies there, while they were about to start ... the lady pull off her clothes completely shaved, the guy looked her and asked in pigin english (the little he learned).
The Guy : Grass no dey there?  (in accent)
The Lady ; stared at him and responded nothing
The Guy repeated... Grass no dey there?
the Lady screamed ... If u wan do this thing do make u comot here... road wey all man dey pass grass they grow there?... lol

Posted: at 4-11-2008 09:14 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Jboy4shezo at 4-11-2008 09:29 AM (16 years ago)
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who spoil you Grin
Posted: at 4-11-2008 09:29 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Jboy4shezo at 4-11-2008 09:30 AM (16 years ago)
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who spoil you Grin
Posted: at 4-11-2008 09:30 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyinyenaija at 4-11-2008 09:56 AM (16 years ago)
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no mind me ooo... no tell them say i talkam ooo..,. lol
Posted: at 4-11-2008 09:56 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 4-11-2008 11:00 AM (16 years ago)
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I tire 4 d lebannese oooh. LOL
Posted: at 4-11-2008 11:00 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 4-11-2008 11:16 AM (16 years ago)
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ar! arn! lebanese men sef, dem too like emmmm.......
Posted: at 4-11-2008 11:16 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 4-11-2008 12:52 PM (16 years ago)
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dis girl, i think you wan corrupt us abi? ok can u define what ithe grass is Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-11-2008 12:52 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 4-11-2008 01:15 PM (16 years ago)
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Its true talk onye. when people pass road plenty times there wont be grass. I ask you shey grass dey there?
Posted: at 4-11-2008 01:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 4-11-2008 02:48 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on  4-11-2008 01:15 PM
Its true talk onye. when people pass road plenty times there wont be grass. I ask you shey grass dey there?


na u sabi ooooo  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-11-2008 02:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 4-11-2008 02:54 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  4-11-2008 12:52 PM
dis girl, i think you wan corrupt us abi? ok can u define what ithe grass is Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin


abeg bros i don forget the definition.... checkam for Oxford dictionary....lol :: Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-11-2008 02:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emzycas at 4-11-2008 03:20 PM (16 years ago)
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Onyi no mind grin_genious, Chelsea field wey dem dey treck, run, spit and play ball on everyday-the grass no comot. Tell grin say the grass still dey grow jare even though na chelsea field... Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 4-11-2008 03:20 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 4-11-2008 04:06 PM (16 years ago)
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To me sha Grass or no Grass, so far d road dey passable... LOL
Posted: at 4-11-2008 04:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 5-11-2008 03:41 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on  4-11-2008 04:06 PM
To me sha Grass or no Grass, so far d road dey passable... LOL
take caution oh. no be every road wey dey passable person dey come out from oh. person fit lost for this kind road
Posted: at 5-11-2008 03:41 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 5-11-2008 09:52 AM (16 years ago)
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the thicker the grass the more difficult for you to pass, Abi no be so my naija brodas
Posted: at 5-11-2008 09:52 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 5-11-2008 10:27 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Jboy4shezo on  5-11-2008 09:52 AM
the thicker the grass the more difficult for you to pass, Abi no be so my naija brodas
grass small na. very soon na iroko trees we go see for there Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-11-2008 10:27 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ufuoma4u at 5-11-2008 11:49 AM (16 years ago)
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hay! You don really bad. Who spoil you like this? Person wen see you go think say you be very good person. Anyway i no blame the labanese guy, he need to know watin e dey browse. But if i ask you, what's your oppinion, grass surpose dey there?
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- rezimero at 5-11-2008 12:25 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: ufuoma4u on  5-11-2008 11:49 AM
hay! You don really bad. Who spoil you like this? Person wen see you go think say you be very good person. Anyway i no blame the labanese guy, he need to know watin e dey browse. But if i ask you, what's your oppinion, grass surpose dey there?
ask the Lebanese guy. na im start everything
Posted: at 5-11-2008 12:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- corah2 at 5-11-2008 02:33 PM (16 years ago)
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omo

i don corrupt finish

pls no tell my mama

loolz, too funny
Posted: at 5-11-2008 02:33 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 5-11-2008 03:24 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  5-11-2008 10:27 AM
Quote from: Jboy4shezo on  5-11-2008 09:52 AM
the thicker the grass the more difficult for you to pass, Abi no be so my naija brodas
grass small na. very soon na iroko trees we go see for there Grin Grin Grin

For iroko trees to dey there, dat means sey we go soon dey catch antelopes, rabbits and kill some kin animals for there too... LOL
Posted: at 5-11-2008 03:24 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 5-11-2008 04:46 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on  5-11-2008 03:24 PM
Quote from: rezimero on  5-11-2008 10:27 AM
Quote from: Jboy4shezo on  5-11-2008 09:52 AM
the thicker the grass the more difficult for you to pass, Abi no be so my naija brodas
grass small na. very soon na iroko trees we go see for there Grin Grin Grin

For iroko trees to dey there, dat means sey we go soon dey catch antelopes, rabbits and kill some kin animals for there too... LOL
especially dangerous ones./ if u understand wetin i mean
Posted: at 5-11-2008 04:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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