The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.
According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.
In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.
Posted: at 14-12-2010 11:25 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Dan_Fulani at 25-12-2010 11:27 AM (14 years ago) (m)
This is a story fabricated to sell newspapers. Dead men do not have erections. Even with Viagra.......No sir. If he is dead, his john thomas is dead also.
dan fulani (Mohammed Maiduguri)
Posted: at 25-12-2010 11:27 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 22-09-2011 02:51 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
giftmurphy at 22-09-2011 11:59 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Dan_Fulani on 25-12-2010 11:27 AM
This is a story fabricated to sell newspapers. Dead men do not have erections. Even with Viagra.......No sir. If he is dead, his john thomas is dead also.
dan fulani (Mohammed Maiduguri)
truuuuuuuu
Posted: at 22-09-2011 11:59 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Bazemaster at 23-09-2011 12:39 PM (13 years ago) (m)
i can't believe
I report from ma BAZEHOOD, niggaz feeling ma BAZESWAG 'cos it's hooded like my nigga HOODEDSWAG coming from BAZESQUAD in da BAZESTUDIOS UNITED.... I AM BAZEMASTER
Posted: at 23-09-2011 12:39 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
AlphaOscar at 23-09-2011 12:51 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Everton on 14-12-2010 11:25 AM
The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.
According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.
In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.
Very funny, if she gives birth what's she going too tell her child the the child asks about his/her father.
Posted: at 23-09-2011 12:51 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
This is a story fabricated to sell newspapers. Dead men do not have erections. Even with Viagra.......No sir. If he is dead, his john thomas is dead also.
dan fulani (Mohammed Maiduguri)
my name is kebella ........yu already no that ...heheh...if yu wanna smell what kebella is cooking........bring it up!!
Posted: at 23-10-2011 07:32 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
........yu already no that 
...heheh...if yu wanna smell what kebella is cooking........bring it up!!
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