A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question:
"Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof."
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities.
#1 If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
#2 Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Laura Turner during my Freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having segxwal relations with her, then #2 cannot be true, and so Hell is exothermic.
The student got the only A.
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
Posted: at 22-12-2010 05:14 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
solid_solid at 22-12-2010 05:27 PM (14 years ago) (m)
sophie .....hehehehe me (make i keep my comment shaaaa)
Posted: at 22-12-2010 05:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Skypon2002 at 24-12-2010 08:45 AM (14 years ago) (m)
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if the number of people that enter hell is plenty, then hell will be exothermic but if the number is less, then hell will be endothermic so that it will be in equillibrum
the hell's exothermicity is directly proportional to the number of people that enters and varies inversely to the less number of people that enters while the hell's endothermicity is directly proportional to the less number of people that enters hell and inversely proportional to the more number people that enters.
hiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohio
boyles, charles laws and the first and second laws of thermodynamics are also applied.
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 24-12-2010 08:45 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Slicksilvers at 13-01-2011 02:49 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 24-12-2010 08:45 AM
hiohiohiohiohiohiohio
if the number of people that enter hell is plenty, then hell will be exothermic but if the number is less, then hell will be endothermic so that it will be in equillibrum
the hell's exothermicity is directly proportional to the number of people that enters and varies inversely to the less number of people that enters while the hell's endothermicity is directly proportional to the less number of people that enters hell and inversely proportional to the more number people that enters.
hiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohio
boyles, charles laws and the first and second laws of thermodynamics are also applied.
on course
Posted: at 13-01-2011 02:49 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Skypon2002 at 15-01-2011 12:21 AM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Slicksilvers on 13-01-2011 02:49 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 24-12-2010 08:45 AM
hiohiohiohiohiohiohio
if the number of people that enter hell is plenty, then hell will be exothermic but if the number is less, then hell will be endothermic so that it will be in equillibrum
the hell's exothermicity is directly proportional to the number of people that enters and varies inversely to the less number of people that enters while the hell's endothermicity is directly proportional to the less number of people that enters hell and inversely proportional to the more number people that enters.
hiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohio
boyles, charles laws and the first and second laws of thermodynamics are also applied.
on course
ok
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 15-01-2011 12:21 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
A friend of mine was complaining about Nigeria home video not been as complex/interesting as the Western movies. I told him how will a "tomato seller" understands a film acted by James Bond, Danzel Washington or even Harry Pottter. The point is most Nigerians don't understand intelligent or complex issues like its been acted on Western big screen. This joke proves my point,this is one of the most intelligent joke ever posted here, but most ppl didn't see the funny side of it bcos of their IQ level. whether u'r a science student or not, the ANALOGY is pretty simple & straight forward...aite?
Posted: at 16-01-2011 11:03 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
by the way Terry is really funny...am really fun of reading ur comment in every post. stuffs like... belle dey worry u for head u sleep for river ? u chop witch, abi na witch chop u? ...u have a good sense of humour
I know some of u guys will jump on my back, but don't even waste ur time cos i don't comment unless i need to... which I don't think i will need. I only come here to have fun as a Nigeria living abroad, sometimes I miss home.
Posted: at 16-01-2011 11:16 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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