The Italian Who went to malta

Dem dey em ................ Na

this stuff is best read with an ITALIAN Accent....it also goes wit different tones

 The Italian Tells his story.....

one r day, i r go to malta, to a big Hotel. In the mornin i r go down to get a breakfast

tell da waitress, i wanna 2 pieces of toast

and she brings only one piece

I tell her, "I WANT 2 PIECE!!!!!!!"

she says, "GO TO D TOILET
I tell her, "you na understand, I WAN R PIECE, ON Mi PLATE!!!!!"
she says, "YOU BETA NOT PIS ON D PLATE U SON OF A BITCH"
I don't even know the lady n she call me "A SON OF A BEACH"

Later, i r go to bigger resturant

the waitress brings me r spoon, plate n knife but no FORK

I tell her, "I WAN R FORK"
she says, "EVERYBODY WANNA "
I say, "U NO UNDERSTAND, I WAN A FORK ,ON THE TABLE"
she says, "U BETA NOT  ON THE TABLE U SON OF A BITCH"

so i go back to ma hotel room n there is no SHEET on mi bed

so i telle the manager, "I WAN R SHEET!!!!!"
he says, "GO TO THE TOILET"
i say, U NO UNDERSTAND, "I WAN R SHEET ON MI BED!!!!!!!!"
he says, "YOU BETA NOT SHIT ON MY BED, U SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!"
so i go to he check out and the man said
PEACE ON YOU
i say, "PIS ON YOU, U SON OF O A BEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!, I'm gonna back to Italia