The Italian Who went to malta (Page 2)

this stuff is best read with an ITALIAN Accent....it also goes wit different tones

 The Italian Tells his story.....

one r day, i r go to malta, to a big Hotel. In the mornin i r go down to get a breakfast

tell da waitress, i wanna 2 pieces of toast

and she brings only one piece

I tell her, "I WANT 2 PIECE!!!!!!!"

she says, "GO TO D TOILET
I tell her, "you na understand, I WAN R PIECE, ON Mi PLATE!!!!!"
she says, "YOU BETA NOT PIS ON D PLATE U SON OF A BITCH"
I don't even know the lady n she call me "A SON OF A BEACH"

Later, i r go to bigger resturant

the waitress brings me r spoon, plate n knife but no FORK

I tell her, "I WAN R FORK"
she says, "EVERYBODY WANNA "
I say, "U NO UNDERSTAND, I WAN A FORK ,ON THE TABLE"
she says, "U BETA NOT  ON THE TABLE U SON OF A BITCH"

so i go back to ma hotel room n there is no SHEET on mi bed

so i telle the manager, "I WAN R SHEET!!!!!"
he says, "GO TO THE TOILET"
i say, U NO UNDERSTAND, "I WAN R SHEET ON MI BED!!!!!!!!"
he says, "YOU BETA NOT SHIT ON MY BED, U SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!"
so i go to he check out and the man said
PEACE ON YOU
i say, "PIS ON YOU, U SON OF O A BEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!, I'm gonna back to Italia