line at the hospital donation center.
Man: 'What are you doing here today?'
Woman: 'Oh, I'm here to donate some
blood. They're going to give me $ 100
...for it.'
Man: 'Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here
to donate sperm, myself. But they pay
me $ 500.'
The woman looked thoughtful for a
moment and they chatted some more
before going their separate ways. Several
months later, the same man and woman
meet again in the same line.
Man: 'Hi there! Here to donate blood
again?'
Woman: (shaking her head with mouth
closed) 'Unh unh.'


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