Sillyjokker at 9-11-2008 03:12 PM (16 years ago) (f)
My 7 yr old son asked me why I didn't have a boyfriend. I was recovering from surgery and spent most of the day in bed. I told him the tv was my boyfriend, he entertained me all the time.
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"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 9-11-2008 03:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
rezimero at 9-11-2008 03:21 PM (16 years ago) (m)
na wetin she want na
Posted: at 9-11-2008 03:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply rezimero at 9-11-2008 03:22 PM (16 years ago) (m)
but your son don spoil oh. why e no use the word wack why e be say na BANG e use?
Posted: at 9-11-2008 03:22 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply izabelle at 9-11-2008 03:27 PM (16 years ago) (f)
nice one
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Posted: at 9-11-2008 03:27 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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but your son don spoil oh. why e no use the word wack why e be say na BANG e use?
Bang is a common word...is ur mind reading ather stuff
Posted: at 9-11-2008 09:08 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply orezo at 10-11-2008 12:56 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Hehe. wetin d mama expect the son to talk???
Posted: at 10-11-2008 12:56 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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abi oh...help me ask dem
Posted: at 10-11-2008 02:23 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply rezimero at 10-11-2008 05:40 PM (16 years ago) (m)
like mama like pikin. na wetin mama teach pikin e dey follow
Posted: at 10-11-2008 05:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Toks-E at 19-11-2008 01:47 AM (16 years ago) (m)
na wa 4 ur son
2.0.
Posted: at 19-11-2008 01:47 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply size1 at 19-11-2008 10:41 AM (16 years ago) (m)
u no tel us say u don marry wit kid o, cos i been get interest. go check de chic next door
Posted: at 19-11-2008 10:41 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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u no tel us say u don marry wit kid o, cos i been get interest. go check de chic next door
what are you talking about size1?
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 19-11-2008 01:14 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Jboy4shezo at 19-11-2008 01:20 PM (16 years ago) (m)
u no tel us say u don marry wit kid o, cos i been get interest. go check de chic next door
what are you talking about size1?
e mean say im don see flower for una compound say im wan pluck am.
Posted: at 19-11-2008 01:20 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply rezimero at 19-11-2008 02:48 PM (16 years ago) (m)
na wife you find come here?
Posted: at 19-11-2008 02:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply size1 at 19-11-2008 03:34 PM (16 years ago) (m)
u mean wife no dey 4 dis house, abi na only tokunbo full here
Posted: at 19-11-2008 03:34 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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oga we go give u red card, if u no careful
Una come now now, u dey find wife
Posted: at 19-11-2008 03:43 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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first obtain permission from the chairmen wey dey this forum 2 know if vacancy exists.
No 2 dey jump
Posted: at 19-11-2008 03:44 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply size1 at 19-11-2008 03:49 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Frenzeecool_08 sori o, so u get interest, dis 1 we u de harsh. I beg i withdraw. enjoy
Posted: at 19-11-2008 03:49 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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u no tel us say u don marry wit kid o, cos i been get interest. go check de chic next door
what are you talking about size1?
e mean say im don see flower for una compound say im wan pluck am.
your interpretation sounds like the ones papa's quote in the old days... na wa o! which flower are you even talking about sef?
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 19-11-2008 04:34 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply orezo at 19-11-2008 06:13 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Queen of d night flower i guess...
Posted: at 19-11-2008 06:13 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply dinho4lyf at 19-11-2008 07:14 PM (16 years ago) (m)
dat small boy don lily loty.
Posted: at 19-11-2008 07:14 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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