TV Boyfriend

Date: 09-11-2008 3:12 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 9-11-2008 03:12 PM (15 years ago)
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My 7 yr old son asked me why I didn't have a boyfriend. I was recovering from surgery and spent most of the day in bed. I told him the tv was my boyfriend, he entertained me all the time.

The tv set was old and would just shut itself off for no reason. I'd give it a few hard wacks on the side and it would come back on, was no big deal to me.

The pastor stopped by to check on my recovery and my son answered the door. At that time I was trying to get the tv to come back on. The pastor asked my son if I was busy. My little one said, "No, sir, she is just in the bedroom banging her boyfriend".

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin


Posted: at 9-11-2008 03:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 9-11-2008 03:21 PM (15 years ago)
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na wetin she want na Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-11-2008 03:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 9-11-2008 03:22 PM (15 years ago)
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but your son don spoil oh. why e no use the word wack why e be say na BANG  e use?
Posted: at 9-11-2008 03:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- izabelle at 9-11-2008 03:27 PM (15 years ago)
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nice one

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Posted: at 9-11-2008 03:27 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- grin_genius4lif at 9-11-2008 09:08 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  9-11-2008 03:22 PM
but your son don spoil oh. why e no use the word wack why e be say na BANG  e use?

Bang is a common word...is ur mind reading ather stuff
Posted: at 9-11-2008 09:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 10-11-2008 12:56 PM (15 years ago)
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Hehe. wetin d mama expect the son to talk???
Posted: at 10-11-2008 12:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 10-11-2008 02:23 PM (15 years ago)
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abi oh...help me ask dem
Posted: at 10-11-2008 02:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 05:40 PM (15 years ago)
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like mama like pikin. na wetin mama teach pikin e dey follow
Posted: at 10-11-2008 05:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 19-11-2008 01:47 AM (15 years ago)
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na wa 4 ur son

Posted: at 19-11-2008 01:47 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- size1 at 19-11-2008 10:41 AM (15 years ago)
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u no tel us say u don marry wit kid o, cos i been get interest. go check de chic next door
Posted: at 19-11-2008 10:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 19-11-2008 01:14 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 19-11-2008 10:41 AM
u no tel us say u don marry wit kid o, cos i been get interest. go check de chic next door

what are you talking about  size1?

Posted: at 19-11-2008 01:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 19-11-2008 01:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 19-11-2008 01:14 PM
Quote from: size1 on 19-11-2008 10:41 AM
u no tel us say u don marry wit kid o, cos i been get interest. go check de chic next door

what are you talking about  size1?

e mean say im don see flower for una compound say im wan pluck am.
Posted: at 19-11-2008 01:20 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 19-11-2008 02:48 PM (15 years ago)
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na wife you find come here?
Posted: at 19-11-2008 02:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 19-11-2008 03:34 PM (15 years ago)
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u mean wife no dey 4 dis house, abi na only tokunbo full here
Posted: at 19-11-2008 03:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 19-11-2008 03:43 PM (15 years ago)
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oga we go give u red card, if u no careful

Una come now now, u dey find wife
Posted: at 19-11-2008 03:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 19-11-2008 03:44 PM (15 years ago)
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first obtain permission from the chairmen wey dey this forum 2 know if vacancy exists.

No 2 dey jump
Posted: at 19-11-2008 03:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 19-11-2008 03:49 PM (15 years ago)
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Frenzeecool_08 sori o, so u get interest, dis 1 we u de harsh. I beg i withdraw. enjoy
Posted: at 19-11-2008 03:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 19-11-2008 04:34 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Jboy4shezo on 19-11-2008 01:20 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 19-11-2008 01:14 PM
Quote from: size1 on 19-11-2008 10:41 AM
u no tel us say u don marry wit kid o, cos i been get interest. go check de chic next door

what are you talking about  size1?

e mean say im don see flower for una compound say im wan pluck am.

your interpretation sounds like the ones papa's quote in the old days... na wa o! which flower are you even talking about sef?

Posted: at 19-11-2008 04:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 19-11-2008 06:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Queen of d night flower i guess...
Posted: at 19-11-2008 06:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 19-11-2008 07:14 PM (15 years ago)
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dat small boy don lily loty.
Posted: at 19-11-2008 07:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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