Translations for Women

These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...

"IT'S A GUY THING"

Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"

Translated:* "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"

Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"

Translated:* "I have no idea how it works."

"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."

Translated:* "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."

Translated:* "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."

Translated:* "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car

I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."

Translated:* "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."

Translated:* "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."

Translated:* "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"

Translated:* "What did you catch me at?"

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."

Translated:* "No one will ever see us alive again."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."

Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."

 

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Posted: at 9-11-2008 04:58 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

cant read

Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I am not in the mood. cos all her jokes has no flavor

Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 30-11-2008 04:13 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Sillyjoker... Why u wan spoil our women finish na... I no sey dem first bad b4... But dis ur lecture just be like adding more pepper to injury... Nice work...

Posted: at 1-12-2008 01:58 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hiddenpearl... E b like sey u dey like such things oooh...

Posted: at 1-12-2008 02:45 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I sure say na... Wait first oooh... O.k... Na babe she be...

Posted: at 1-12-2008 03:27 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

thumb up for u sillyjoker. Great joke

Posted: at 2-12-2008 12:32 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

na my student. na me teach am

Posted: at 2-12-2008 12:44 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

na me be that. you suppose know na

Posted: at 4-12-2008 09:20 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac