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![-]( "felixworld") felixworld at 17-01-2011 05:27 AM (13 years ago)  (m) In Texas, a policeman pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.
"I was only going 40!" the driver protested.
"Not according to my radar," the officer replied.
"Yes, I was!" the man shouted back.
"No you weren't!" the policeman said, starting to get annoyed. With that, the man's wife leaned toward the window and said,
"Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he's been drinking."
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snooping | Posted: at 17-01-2011 08:51 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 17-01-2011 10:14 AM (13 years ago) (m) anoda pb4 sorry
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 17-01-2011 10:14 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "mrvoue") mrvoue at 17-01-2011 01:59 PM (13 years ago) (m) aw this one take conet to firing squad? this joke dey turn my belle. | Posted: at 17-01-2011 01:59 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 17-01-2011 02:08 PM (13 years ago) (m) oya smoke purewate and ur turning belle go stop
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 17-01-2011 02:08 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "coolandrea") coolandrea at 17-01-2011 04:00 PM (13 years ago) (f) aw this one take conet to firing squad? this joke dey turn my belle.
I sure na d policeman b d firing squad or maybe d joke get episode 2... Abeg catarrh dey worry me.. | Posted: at 17-01-2011 04:00 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 17-01-2011 04:21 PM (13 years ago) (m) remix
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 17-01-2011 04:21 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "mrvoue") mrvoue at 17-01-2011 04:44 PM (13 years ago) (m) oya smoke purewate and ur turning belle go stop
aw u take knw wetin dey my mind? | Posted: at 17-01-2011 04:44 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "mrvoue") mrvoue at 17-01-2011 04:45 PM (13 years ago) (m) aw this one take conet to firing squad? this joke dey turn my belle.
I sure na d policeman b d firing squad or maybe d joke get episode 2... Abeg catarrh dey worry me.. we suppose carry the poster gp firing squad sef | Posted: at 17-01-2011 04:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "coolandrea") coolandrea at 17-01-2011 06:35 PM (13 years ago) (f) na true talk b dat o.. | Posted: at 17-01-2011 06:35 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "xavexdo5") xavexdo5 at 17-01-2011 10:13 PM (13 years ago) (m) i de tells u jare | Posted: at 17-01-2011 10:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "coolandrea") coolandrea at 18-01-2011 10:21 AM (13 years ago) (f) Me self agree wit u jor... | Posted: at 18-01-2011 10:21 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "DaCutest") DaCutest at 20-01-2011 12:12 PM (13 years ago) (f) rubbish.........
It doesn't matter what u think, all i know is u can NEVER meet someone better than me. *winks* | Posted: at 20-01-2011 12:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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anoda pb4
sorry
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 22-01-2011 02:22 PM (13 years ago) (m) aw this one take conet to firing squad? this joke dey turn my belle.
I sure na d policeman b d firing squad or maybe d joke get episode 2... Abeg catarrh dey worry me.. wetin make cattarah dey worry u? abi u kiss fowl? 
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 22-01-2011 02:22 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "coolandrea") coolandrea at 22-01-2011 02:26 PM (13 years ago) (f) u 4get say u kiss me ystday? Bt dat time u b neva turn 2 f*wl o** wetin cm happen 2 u na? | Posted: at 22-01-2011 02:26 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 22-01-2011 06:24 PM (13 years ago) (m) u don miss road oooo na terry kiss u, no be me i never even see u since
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 22-01-2011 06:24 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "coolandrea") coolandrea at 22-01-2011 07:30 PM (13 years ago) (f) Na u na. Abi no b u b skypon? | Posted: at 22-01-2011 07:30 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 23-01-2011 11:40 PM (13 years ago) (m) na lie jare no let shinapeters hear am ooooo
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 23-01-2011 11:40 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "coolandrea") coolandrea at 24-01-2011 02:11 PM (13 years ago) (f) If she hear am nko? Na only she dem carve d stick 4? | Posted: at 24-01-2011 02:11 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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