WHERE IS GOD?

Date: 23-01-2011 2:11 pm (10 years ago) | Author: CHIMA
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- at 23-01-2011 02:11 PM (10 years ago)
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A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.

They boys' mother heard that a priest in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The priest agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the priest in the afternoon.

The priest, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?".

They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the priest repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the priest raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"


The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"



Posted: at 23-01-2011 02:11 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- sylax at 23-01-2011 04:08 PM (10 years ago)
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 Grin God is missing and they think we did it Grin...oh my!!!
Posted: at 23-01-2011 04:08 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sixtyhoneyy at 23-01-2011 04:13 PM (10 years ago)
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hmmmm Cheesy Cheesy Grin Shocked no comment sweetie
Posted: at 23-01-2011 04:13 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belogh at 23-01-2011 04:32 PM (10 years ago)
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na you try boy, u made me really laugh
Posted: at 23-01-2011 04:32 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Riverniger1 at 23-01-2011 05:41 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: sixtyhoneyy on 23-01-2011 04:13 PM
hmmmm Cheesy Cheesy Grin Shocked no comment sweetie
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the only sugar in my tea Grin Grin
abeg comment naaaa....

Posted: at 23-01-2011 05:41 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 23-01-2011 05:47 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: belogh on 23-01-2011 04:32 PM
na you try boy, u made me really laugh

i love my self Grin Grin

Posted: at 23-01-2011 05:47 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kaycee22 at 23-01-2011 07:26 PM (10 years ago)
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Rivaghana u don post again?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?
Posted: at 23-01-2011 07:26 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 23-01-2011 07:34 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: kaycee22 on 23-01-2011 07:26 PM
Rivaghana u don post again?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?
kaycee...u be real chicken Grin...read the joke well Cool

Posted: at 23-01-2011 07:34 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kaycee22 at 23-01-2011 07:36 PM (10 years ago)
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Ewu i said u try.... more griz to ur elbow..
Posted: at 23-01-2011 07:36 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 23-01-2011 07:39 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: kaycee22 on 23-01-2011 07:36 PM
Ewu i said u try.... more griz to ur elbow..


ewu-awusa Grin  thanks Grin Grin

Posted: at 23-01-2011 07:39 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kaycee22 at 23-01-2011 07:41 PM (10 years ago)
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anu mpam... enwe.... okuku....atulu....
infact iwu anumanu.
Posted: at 23-01-2011 07:41 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 23-01-2011 07:51 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: kaycee22 on 23-01-2011 07:41 PM
anu mpam... enwe.... okuku....atulu....
infact iwu anumanu.

na me get all this name? noooooo..back to sender Grin

Posted: at 23-01-2011 07:51 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sixtyhoneyy at 23-01-2011 07:53 PM (10 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 23-01-2011 07:53 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kaycee22 at 23-01-2011 07:55 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: sixtyhoneyy on 23-01-2011 07:53 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
wetin be dat?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??
Posted: at 23-01-2011 07:55 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 23-01-2011 07:58 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: kaycee22 on 23-01-2011 07:55 PM
Quote from: sixtyhoneyy on 23-01-2011 07:53 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
wetin be dat?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??

help me ask her oooo.......

Posted: at 23-01-2011 07:58 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sixtyhoneyy at 23-01-2011 07:58 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: kaycee22 on 23-01-2011 07:55 PM
Quote from: sixtyhoneyy on 23-01-2011 07:53 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
wetin be dat?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??
na laugh na,
bi you nor see my teeth? Huh?
Posted: at 23-01-2011 07:58 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kaycee22 at 23-01-2011 08:00 PM (10 years ago)
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MAYBE SHE NO GET WESPECT 4 ELDAZ.........
Posted: at 23-01-2011 08:00 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 23-01-2011 08:00 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: sixtyhoneyy on 23-01-2011 07:58 PM
Quote from: kaycee22 on 23-01-2011 07:55 PM
Quote from: sixtyhoneyy on 23-01-2011 07:53 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
wetin be dat?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??
na laugh na,
bi you nor see my teeth? Huh?

i see your teeth my love Kiss Kiss

Posted: at 23-01-2011 08:00 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 23-01-2011 08:02 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: kaycee22 on 23-01-2011 08:00 PM
MAYBE SHE NO GET WESPECT 4 ELDAZ.........

noooo....she is in love..........with me Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 23-01-2011 08:02 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kaycee22 at 23-01-2011 08:05 PM (10 years ago)
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now i know....
Posted: at 23-01-2011 08:05 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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