A little boy goes to his dad and ask, "Wat is politics?".Dad says let me explain it dis way:I'm the breadwinner of the family,so let's call me capitalism.Your mom,she's the administrator of the money,so we call her the government.We're here to take care of ur needs,so we call u the people.The nanny,we consider her the working class.And ur baby brother,we call him the future.Now think abt dat and see if it make sense.So d little boy goes to bed thinking abt wat dad had said,latter dat night,he hears his baby brother crying,so he gets up and found dat,the baby has severely soiled his diaper,So he went to his parent's room and find his mother sound asleep.Not wantin to wake her,he goes to the nanny's room.Finding the door locked,he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed wit the nanny.He gives up and goes back to his bed.The next morning,the boy says to his father,"Dad,I think i understand the concept of politics now".The father says"Good of u my son,now tell me in ur own word wat politics is all abt".The little boy replies,While capitalism is screwing the working class,the government is sound asleep,the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit.
Posted: at 26-01-2011 06:02 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
DaCutest at 26-01-2011 06:05 PM (14 years ago) (f)
brilliant kid
It doesn't matter what u think, all i know is u can NEVER meet someone better than me. *winks*
Posted: at 26-01-2011 06:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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