Mandela Should Have Been Flown To Nigeria For Treatment

Date: 31-01-2011 3:20 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Daniel Bosai
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- at 31-01-2011 03:20 PM (13 years ago)
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Thank God Mandela is not a Nigerian. He is the most respected and revered African alive today and he must stay alive. We are also very proud of the medical tertiary care he received in South Africa otherwise Mandela could have been flown to some foreign Country where they would install some microchips in him so that all state and personal secrets would be revealed. Nobody does that in Nigeria so let Surgeon General Vejaynad Ramlakan of South Africa know that there are hospitals in Nigeria that can treat world leaders in confidence.



Before some smarty pants wonder why we do not treat our VIP (Vagabonds In Power) that run overseas for headache first before treating Mandela, we say: don’t be ignorant. We now live in a world of free trade with one another and we cannot discriminate against mental or medical patients that need treatment. It is even more important to share some of our knowledge of rich men diseases that cannot be cure outside of Africa with foreign countries by sending out guinea pigs for experiments no matter how much it cost us. We export cash and diseases together.
In the case of those uninformed, Nigerian medical facilities are so good they have attracted the greatest and the best from all over the world. One of our foremost and well recognized medical treatment centers is located here in Abuja called Sekiseki & Alao Miracle Medical Center. It is a tertiary hospital under the skillful supervision of another great medical icon that was a primary care expert in his previous life but comes back in his ghost as tertiary miracle worker.

Professor Ransome Kuti was well known around the world and his presence in Sekiseki & Alao Miracle Center has attracted people like a King of Saudi Arabia that had multiple organs failure. By the time he was rushed to Abuja in air ambulance, he was almost dead. In short, he left the Center whole and hearty enough to walk to Saudi Arabia. These specialist hospitals are located at our reputable teaching hospitals all over Nigeria. We do not need to fund our hospitals like those our VIPs run to abroad since they are self generating money making hospitals.

Mandela is a very old man at 92 years of age but that does not mean he could not live for many more years. Many foreigners did not realize that at our University of Nigeria Teaching Hospital in Nsukka, patients that are been given up for dead are brought back to life. Under the skilful supervision of the great Professor Ikejiani during the war in Nigeria, Biafran and Nigerian soldiers given up on were brought back to life there and returned to the battle field to fight one another to death again and again. This was was why the war lasted that long.

University of Ibadan Teaching Hospital specializes in upstairs diseases like Alzheimer, Parkinson, brain injuries etc with a well established center in Abeokuta called Aro Miracle Center manned by none other than the ghost of Professor Lambo. Near Aro is Lagos where Baba Mokelegbe Mental Home got several awards for treating the crazy guys like the one that shot Ms. Gabrielle Gifford in Tucson Arizona. He needs to come to Nigeria for mental treatment to be sober before facing murder charges in the USA.

Ahmadu Bello University Teaching Hospital under the capable ghost of Professor Ishaya Audu has a well established unit for pocket, foot and mouth diseases to treat people suffering from kleptomania like Wall Street pyramid swindler Mr. Madoff before sentencing. Since USA believes in due process like Nigeria, people like Madoff and Jackoff need to be flown-off for treatment in Nigeria first. This is the problem with lack of information about Nigerian teaching hospitals that our VIPs do not advertize enough.

Se you get?

As soon as sick and important personalities start coming to Nigeria for treatment, there will be no need to send our VIP abroad with their ailments. Nigerian psychologists, doctors, medical engineers, pharmacists, nurses, social workers do not poke-nose in other peoples’ business and have no need to employ computer wizards to installed microchips and other gadgets in sick people in order to get information from their countries.
Our health aides, cleaners and orderlies are very dedicated to their jobs and will never sell or spill information about sick people to the press. So, please if you are well connected in your countries and need medical treatment for the men of timber and caliber, Nigeria hospitals are the best place for your VIPs.


Posted: at 31-01-2011 03:20 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- aliaaz at 31-01-2011 03:23 PM (13 years ago)
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Okay/

Posted: at 31-01-2011 03:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- larryjones1962 at 31-01-2011 03:34 PM (13 years ago)
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i love this man called mandela so much.just wich am from south africa
Posted: at 31-01-2011 03:34 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- princedafe at 31-01-2011 03:36 PM (13 years ago)
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WAT A PDS POST
Posted: at 31-01-2011 03:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adams933 at 31-01-2011 03:42 PM (13 years ago)
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I wish Mandela well, if flown to Nigeria for treatment all that will be left is his burial arrangement. because em 4 don die te te.
Posted: at 31-01-2011 03:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- promzyobiora at 31-01-2011 03:48 PM (13 years ago)
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brother thanks for letting them know.we have the very best here.sometimes those vips use the avenue to sidefone money.
Posted: at 31-01-2011 03:48 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- JzeeWiz at 31-01-2011 03:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Thank you very much for posting this.Most of the rich and in the calibers of power ignore all this and go for the foreign.What a shame,inspite of all our facilities...
Posted: at 31-01-2011 03:50 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- fuoski at 31-01-2011 03:53 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmm.
Posted: at 31-01-2011 03:53 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- osamabinladin at 31-01-2011 04:00 PM (13 years ago)
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I am sorry, will read when i am back
Posted: at 31-01-2011 04:00 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- blings_is_back at 31-01-2011 04:07 PM (13 years ago)
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phyuk u
Posted: at 31-01-2011 04:07 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- interpo77 at 31-01-2011 04:16 PM (13 years ago)
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ohhh, am very glad to see nelson mandela, the world  nd african emblame
 hey hey hey, u must be dreaming or possing if not how can u say nigeria has the quality hospital techniques to insure lifes
  gone re those days ,unless be taken accurate  pleased on it
if not why should the flown dim OJUKWU , EZE IGBO GBURU G BURU  ND MANY MORE FOR treatment
Posted: at 31-01-2011 04:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ibadanoyo at 31-01-2011 04:19 PM (13 years ago)
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U're ryt nametalkam, we av gud, hospitable facilities over here in nigeria 2...... Wink Wink
Posted: at 31-01-2011 04:19 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- blings_is_back at 31-01-2011 04:32 PM (13 years ago)
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shitaz
Posted: at 31-01-2011 04:32 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Henchmann at 31-01-2011 04:35 PM (13 years ago)
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ok now
Posted: at 31-01-2011 04:35 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- blings_is_back at 31-01-2011 04:40 PM (13 years ago)
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ok then
Posted: at 31-01-2011 04:40 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheree at 31-01-2011 04:49 PM (13 years ago)
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na kpai the man go kpai for here
 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 31-01-2011 04:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- pearl122 at 31-01-2011 05:10 PM (13 years ago)
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ohk... but is dis some kind of joke or watt...
Posted: at 31-01-2011 05:10 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- olivagreens at 31-01-2011 05:32 PM (13 years ago)
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If all this you said are fact while whom Umaru Yar'Adua die in your eye .......9ja flow matter small small how una wan take do Mandela obituary una just arrange finish ..make una for sell cow many well well
Posted: at 31-01-2011 05:32 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- sarob at 31-01-2011 05:55 PM (13 years ago)
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yes nigeria as a good heaber medine is only that we dont valve them,Are 4father make use them and it work4them.
i wish baba MADALE quck recovering.
Posted: at 31-01-2011 05:55 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- aspiration at 31-01-2011 06:29 PM (13 years ago)
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i 10 god 4 his life
Posted: at 31-01-2011 06:29 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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