A Young Peasant Girl!

Date: 01-02-2011 12:34 pm (13 years ago) | Author: olsmyls
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- at 1-02-2011 12:34 PM (13 years ago)
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A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After 2 months she gave the boss a two-week notice. 

The boss was quite unhappy to let her go since she was hard working, knew her tasks etc. He called her into his office, "But why?" he asked.

"Nothin, I just wanna quit that's all," she said sullenly.

"Look, I'll give you a raise."

"No," she said

"You can't just quit like that. There must be a reason. Tell me."

"Okay if you must know..." said the girl, and she took off her underwear and pointed to her pubic hair, "Look I haven't had this before, it's the broom's bristles, I tell you..."

Tickled by her innocence, he too took off his underwear and showed his, and said, "Ha ha...my dear it's nature. Look I have it too...."

"Oh no!" the girl cried, "I can't wait two weeks, I quit now! Not only do you have the bristles, but you've grown the handle as well."
 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 1-02-2011 12:34 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- mrvoue at 1-02-2011 12:48 PM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided  Undecided  Undecided...sorry....>>>
Posted: at 1-02-2011 12:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 1-02-2011 02:01 PM (13 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 1-02-2011 02:01 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- samueladebayo78 at 1-02-2011 05:03 PM (13 years ago)
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boy u too bad ooooo where u get this 4rmmmm
Posted: at 1-02-2011 05:03 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- coolandrea at 1-02-2011 05:07 PM (13 years ago)
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O bolo... Na wa o... Dat broom na kettle or jug?
Posted: at 1-02-2011 05:07 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- temzyflexxy at 1-02-2011 05:22 PM (13 years ago)
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wetin b d handle.....................
Posted: at 1-02-2011 05:22 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 1-02-2011 06:04 PM (13 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 1-02-2011 06:04 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Hemortalz at 1-02-2011 06:16 PM (13 years ago)
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Hmmmmmmmmmm shez damn right
Posted: at 1-02-2011 06:16 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 1-02-2011 06:56 PM (13 years ago)
Quote from: coolandrea on  1-02-2011 05:07 PM
O bolo... Na wa o... Dat broom na kettle or jug?

watin you carry?since you are the pro,
tell us if you carry kettle or jug,
but since you no too much of this things,
i sure say you carry the two Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin hahahahaha
four jug and five kettle Grin Grin Grin
inshort you get all network,go open biz center Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-02-2011 06:56 PM (13 years ago) |
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- xavexdo5 at 1-02-2011 07:00 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 1-02-2011 07:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lORDIBRAHIM at 1-02-2011 07:11 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmm AdDam
Posted: at 1-02-2011 07:11 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- coolandrea at 1-02-2011 07:21 PM (13 years ago)
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Emejuru, wetin? U neva talk ur mind o... U beta tel me dat tin wey dey disturb ur mind o..
Posted: at 1-02-2011 07:21 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 1-02-2011 07:49 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: coolandrea on  1-02-2011 05:07 PM
O bolo... Na wa o... Dat broom na kettle or jug?

i wonder oooo
so teeeyyyy ee even get handle Grin Grin

Posted: at 1-02-2011 07:49 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 1-02-2011 07:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Hemortalz on  1-02-2011 06:16 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmm shez damn right


u well so? Angry Angry
what is right?

Posted: at 1-02-2011 07:50 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 1-02-2011 07:52 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on  1-02-2011 06:56 PM
Quote from: coolandrea on  1-02-2011 05:07 PM
O bolo... Na wa o... Dat broom na kettle or jug?

watin you carry?since you are the pro,
tell us if you carry kettle or jug,
but since you no too much of this things,
i sure say you carry the two Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin hahahahaha
four jug and five kettle Grin Grin Grin
inshort you get all network,go open biz center Grin Grin
Grin Grin Grin Grin
she go fight u oooo Grin Grin

Posted: at 1-02-2011 07:52 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 1-02-2011 07:52 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: coolandrea on  1-02-2011 07:21 PM
Emejuru, wetin? U neva talk ur mind o... U beta tel me dat tin wey dey disturb ur mind o..
wetin u want make him tell u? Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 1-02-2011 07:52 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 1-02-2011 08:04 PM (13 years ago)
Quote from: Skypon2002 on  1-02-2011 07:52 PM
Quote from: coolandrea on  1-02-2011 07:21 PM
Emejuru, wetin? U neva talk ur mind o... U beta tel me dat tin wey dey disturb ur mind o..
wetin u want make him tell u? Grin Grin Grin

she wan hear tory tory but me i no get tory for ram Grin Grin ;Dhehehehe
Posted: at 1-02-2011 08:04 PM (13 years ago) |
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- emmajenic1 at 2-02-2011 01:34 AM (13 years ago)
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Poster,no worry.Ur thing go soon get handle too...
Posted: at 2-02-2011 01:34 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 2-02-2011 06:22 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on  1-02-2011 08:04 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on  1-02-2011 07:52 PM
Quote from: coolandrea on  1-02-2011 07:21 PM
Emejuru, wetin? U neva talk ur mind o... U beta tel me dat tin wey dey disturb ur mind o..
wetin u want make him tell u? Grin Grin Grin

she wan hear tory tory but me i no get tory for ram Grin Grin ;Dhehehehe
hahahaha
u for try tell am small make she rest Grin

Posted: at 2-02-2011 06:22 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Abolore05 at 2-02-2011 08:27 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emmajenic1 on  2-02-2011 01:34 AM
Poster,no worry.Ur thing go soon get handle too...

shey na u go put am there? Huh?
Posted: at 2-02-2011 08:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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