The dumbest kid

Date: 14-11-2008 11:50 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Samuel Ojo
- at 14-11-2008 11:50 PM (16 years ago)
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There were three father's in a village far away. On a certain day, three of them came out n began to argue whose son was the dumbest. So they called a passerby to come tell them whose son was the dumbest.

The first man called his son, donto and told him, ''Donto!, tell me, what is 1+1''. feeling most happy with himself, donto said ''ah ah daddy, dis one easy now. 1+1 go give u 11 now'' And the passerby agreed that donto was actually dumb

The second man came and called his son, jumbo and told him, ''jumbo!, i want you to  go into the house and get me a chair to sit on. ''Yes papa'' he replied. minutes later, he came back with his father's shaving stick. the passerby then agreed that jumbo was actually dumb and evn dumber than donto.

The third man came and called his, johnbull and told him, ''johnbull!, i want u to go to my office and call me'' The passerby expected the boy to smile and answer correctly but instead johnbull replied ''ok sir'' then left. about thirty minutes later, johnbull came shaking and panting and told his father ''Daddy, it wasnt easy. i searched for you everywhere in the office but i did not see you. The passerby so admitted that he was the dumbest that he gave him a nasty slap on the face.  :'(

Posted: at 14-11-2008 11:50 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- FunkyKing at 15-11-2008 01:36 AM (16 years ago)
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D pikin really mumu. You try 4 d joke sha.... KIU

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- amici at 15-11-2008 01:44 AM (16 years ago)
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GOD ur joke is incredible, i love it. bt the joke be like story, any way keep it up.
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- amici at 15-11-2008 01:49 AM (16 years ago)
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the second pikin no only dumd e deaf join the last pikin blind
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- rezimero at 15-11-2008 09:22 AM (16 years ago)
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not new, posted b4
Posted: at 15-11-2008 09:22 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 15-11-2008 04:00 PM (16 years ago)
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funny limit in red color...
Posted: at 15-11-2008 04:00 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- amici at 16-11-2008 04:34 PM (16 years ago)
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abeg the guy try even if them don 1st post am
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- rezimero at 16-11-2008 04:42 PM (16 years ago)
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how e take try, na im get the joke. ok e try for copying abi?
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- amici at 16-11-2008 07:23 PM (16 years ago)
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noooooooooooooooooo he tried na, i neva read am b4 unto say i no fit read every ting 4 this forum so the guy help me some hw
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- grin_genius4lif at 16-11-2008 07:27 PM (16 years ago)
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ok na
Posted: at 16-11-2008 07:27 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- amici at 16-11-2008 08:19 PM (16 years ago)
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oya make una clap 4 am
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- grin_genius4lif at 16-11-2008 11:08 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: amici on 16-11-2008 08:19 PM
oya make una clap 4 am

LOL.

@poster what does dumbest mean rather use the word...dullest....Illiterate suites most using (more or most) ***Just a point of correction Tho***
Posted: at 16-11-2008 11:08 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- amici at 17-11-2008 01:32 AM (16 years ago)
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ahhhhhhhhhhh grin that to much naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa................ well sha u re rite. wen him use dumbest, he dey try talk say the rate at which the children take dull high well well...........na that one make am use dumbest
lol
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- Jboy4shezo at 17-11-2008 08:55 AM (16 years ago)
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@rezi u always dey talk am say one man's meat is another man's poison. Na ur poison be this but na amici meat be that. kwo
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- karina at 17-11-2008 09:25 AM (16 years ago)
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funny one, i haven't heard ds before. thumbs up sam000002. lol
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- Jboy4shezo at 17-11-2008 09:40 AM (16 years ago)
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rEZI SHEY U SEE WETIN I MEAN.
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- orezo at 17-11-2008 09:54 AM (16 years ago)
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Nyce...
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- Sillyjokker at 17-11-2008 01:02 PM (16 years ago)
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Funny... hehehe!! dumbest!!!

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- rezimero at 17-11-2008 01:23 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Jboy4shezo on 17-11-2008 09:40 AM
rEZI SHEY U SEE WETIN I MEAN.
no i no see am. i read am Grin Grin Grin Grin
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- nollylove at 6-06-2009 11:54 PM (15 years ago)
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Undecided
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