The dumbest kid

There were three father's in a village far away. On a certain day, three of them came out n began to argue whose son was the dumbest. So they called a passerby to come tell them whose son was the dumbest.

The first man called his son, donto and told him, ''Donto!, tell me, what is 1+1''. feeling most happy with himself, donto said ''ah ah daddy, dis one easy now. 1+1 go give u 11 now'' And the passerby agreed that donto was actually dumb

The second man came and called his son, jumbo and told him, ''jumbo!, i want you to  go into the house and get me a chair to sit on. ''Yes papa'' he replied. minutes later, he came back with his father's shaving stick. the passerby then agreed that jumbo was actually dumb and evn dumber than donto.

The third man came and called his, johnbull and told him, ''johnbull!, i want u to go to my office and call me'' The passerby expected the boy to smile and answer correctly but instead johnbull replied ''ok sir'' then left. about thirty minutes later, johnbull came shaking and panting and told his father ''Daddy, it wasnt easy. i searched for you everywhere in the office but i did not see you. The passerby so admitted that he was the dumbest that he gave him a nasty slap on the face.  :'(

Posted: at 14-11-2008 11:50 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

GOD ur joke is incredible, i love it. bt the joke be like story, any way keep it up.

Posted: at 15-11-2008 01:44 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

not new, posted b4

Posted: at 15-11-2008 09:22 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 16-11-2008 04:34 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

noooooooooooooooooo he tried na, i neva read am b4 unto say i no fit read every ting 4 this forum so the guy help me some hw

Posted: at 16-11-2008 07:23 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

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Posted: at 16-11-2008 08:19 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

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lol

Posted: at 17-11-2008 01:32 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

funny one, i haven't heard ds before. thumbs up sam000002. lol

Posted: at 17-11-2008 09:25 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie

Nyce...

Posted: at 17-11-2008 09:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

no i no see am. i read am

Posted: at 17-11-2008 01:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac