funny classroom joke

Date: 10-02-2011 5:51 pm (13 years ago) | Author: goodluck nwinee
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- at 10-02-2011 05:51 PM (13 years ago)
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A secondary school teacher came to klass n tought the student dat the place where muslims worship is called a mosque.he highligted it n told dem nt 2 forget.3 days later,he came 2 klass n asked d same question,nobody in d class of hundred raised dere hand 2 answer d question,xcept shehu.The teacher then asked shehu 2 knock every ones head in d class b4 he said d answer.After knocking d 100 students in d class,d teacher den asked him 2 say d answer.aaahhh"" musalachi'",he said.d teacher den asked all d students he knocked 2 knock him back. shehu nw has a gallopy head nt even d best artificial surgeon cn help him

Posted: at 10-02-2011 05:51 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- at 10-02-2011 06:00 PM (13 years ago)
@ poster your name na shehu,
you be the greatest liar,
na you be shehu,you think say i no no you?
no be the gallope dey your head so? Grin Grin Grin
shehu nice joke you try well well,shehu shehu gallope head man Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-02-2011 06:00 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Skypon2002 at 10-02-2011 10:45 PM (13 years ago)
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why u come dey post this joke two times nah? Angry Angry
Posted: at 10-02-2011 10:45 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 10-02-2011 10:46 PM (13 years ago)
That is why we give am two answer Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Cool
Posted: at 10-02-2011 10:46 PM (13 years ago) |
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- mrvoue at 11-02-2011 11:52 AM (13 years ago)
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bring ur head make i see if no b u
Posted: at 11-02-2011 11:52 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 11-02-2011 12:12 PM (13 years ago)
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 Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Wink Wink Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Angry Angry Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Cool Cool Huh? Huh? Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Tongue Tongue Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Undecided Undecided Kiss Kiss :'( :'(
Posted: at 11-02-2011 12:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 11-02-2011 12:36 PM (13 years ago)
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tell me aw e dey do u
Posted: at 11-02-2011 12:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 11-02-2011 01:29 PM (13 years ago)
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@mrvoue, he dey do me honeypotri
Posted: at 11-02-2011 01:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 11-02-2011 01:30 PM (13 years ago)
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wait make i bring the chain..aii?
Posted: at 11-02-2011 01:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- josiahlawson at 11-02-2011 02:46 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b406
Posted: at 11-02-2011 02:46 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- enoibd at 11-02-2011 02:57 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 11-02-2011 02:57 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- saviola8 at 11-02-2011 07:09 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 10-02-2011 06:00 PM
@ poster your name na shehu,
you be the greatest liar,
na you be shehu,you think say i no no you?
no be the gallope dey your head so? Grin Grin Grin
shehu nice joke you try well well,shehu shehu gallope head man Grin Grin Grin
  na ur junior boda
Posted: at 11-02-2011 07:09 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- saviola8 at 11-02-2011 07:13 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 10-02-2011 06:00 PM
@ poster your name na shehu,
you be the greatest liar,
na you be shehu,you think say i no no you?
no be the gallope dey your head so? Grin Grin Grin
shehu nice joke you try well well,shehu shehu gallope head man Grin Grin Grin
na ur junior broda b shehu
Posted: at 11-02-2011 07:13 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 11-02-2011 07:35 PM (13 years ago)
shehu na you nah!!!!!
Posted: at 11-02-2011 07:35 PM (13 years ago) |
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- dimejikemi at 11-02-2011 07:38 PM (13 years ago)
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TOO DRY...........DUH
Posted: at 11-02-2011 07:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 11-02-2011 07:44 PM (13 years ago)
put water nah!!! Wink
Posted: at 11-02-2011 07:44 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Skypon2002 at 16-02-2011 03:19 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 10-02-2011 10:46 PM
That is why we give am two answer Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Cool

 Grin Grin
wey the second answer?
Posted: at 16-02-2011 03:19 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 16-02-2011 03:20 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on 11-02-2011 01:30 PM
wait make i bring the chain..aii?

the chain dey for back of that door Grin Grin
do quick abeg
Posted: at 16-02-2011 03:20 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 16-02-2011 03:21 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 11-02-2011 07:44 PM
put water nah!!! Wink
them no get water for their house Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-02-2011 03:21 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 16-02-2011 03:42 PM (13 years ago)
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I Am Bored
Posted: at 16-02-2011 03:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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