Naija I DEY HAIL OOOOO U GO FEAR

Date: 21-02-2011 1:26 pm (13 years ago) | Author: ABIOLA ADERAYO ADEGBIJI
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- at 21-02-2011 01:26 PM (13 years ago)
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In the U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it to different countries for a test.
In U.S.A itself, in 30 minutes, the machine caught 20 thieves;
In UK, in 30 minutes it caught more than 50 thieves;
In Spain, in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves;
In Ghana, in 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves;
...In Nigeria, THEY CAUGHT NOBODY … … …
WHY??
because in 15 minutes the machine was stolen.

SEE AS YEYE DEY SMELL

infact naija too much

Posted: at 21-02-2011 01:26 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- kenolis at 21-02-2011 03:30 PM (13 years ago)
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In the U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it to different countries for a test.
In U.S.A itself, in 30 minutes, the machine caught 20 thieves;
In UK, in 30 minutes it caught more than 50 thieves;
In Spain, in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves;
In Ghana, in 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves;
...In Nigeria, THEY CAUGHT NOBODY … … …
WHY??
because in 15 minutes the machine was stolen.

E don finish dey country wey you know the name?
why you call SUDAN or SINGARPOOR or even PANYA?
your ear there!!!! every body just dey use 9ja dey play any how.


SEE AS YEYE DEY SMELL

infact naija too much
Posted: at 21-02-2011 03:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 21-02-2011 03:33 PM (13 years ago)
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primary school jokes  Tongue
Posted: at 21-02-2011 03:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 21-02-2011 03:42 PM (13 years ago)
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primary school jokes  Tongue

primary school get level self, na kg or ota kara school...
you try for am give primary!!!
Posted: at 21-02-2011 03:42 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 21-02-2011 04:02 PM (13 years ago)
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ok...aw bout kindergarten?  Grin
Posted: at 21-02-2011 04:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 21-02-2011 04:15 PM (13 years ago)
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PB4.... na olden dayz joke...
Posted: at 21-02-2011 04:15 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- at 21-02-2011 04:23 PM (13 years ago)
poster,na you be the thief ,
way thief the thief machine  Wink Wink
Posted: at 21-02-2011 04:23 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Sheree at 21-02-2011 04:24 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on 21-02-2011 01:26 PM
In the U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it to different countries for a test.
In U.S.A itself, in 30 minutes, the machine caught 20 thieves;
In UK, in 30 minutes it caught more than 50 thieves;
In Spain, in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves;
In Ghana, in 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves;
...In Nigeria, THEY CAUGHT NOBODY … … …
WHY??
because in 15 minutes the machine was stolen.

SEE AS YEYE DEY SMELL

infact naija too much

We no dey carry last at all
Posted: at 21-02-2011 04:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 21-02-2011 04:33 PM (13 years ago)
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ok...aw bout kindergarten?

gbam!!!! that one good. give am!
Posted: at 21-02-2011 04:33 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- at 21-02-2011 04:39 PM (13 years ago)
correct
Posted: at 21-02-2011 04:39 PM (13 years ago) |
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- kenolis at 21-02-2011 04:52 PM (13 years ago)
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thank you
Posted: at 21-02-2011 04:52 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Abolore05 at 21-02-2011 06:02 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
 Wink
Posted: at 21-02-2011 06:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 21-02-2011 06:07 PM (13 years ago)
Amibo you call you here Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-02-2011 06:07 PM (13 years ago) |
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- kenolis at 21-02-2011 06:17 PM (13 years ago)
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na me!!!
Posted: at 21-02-2011 06:17 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Abolore05 at 21-02-2011 06:18 PM (13 years ago)
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na u i dey side nah Grin
Posted: at 21-02-2011 06:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abolore05 at 21-02-2011 06:19 PM (13 years ago)
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na u do wetin? Huh?
Posted: at 21-02-2011 06:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 21-02-2011 06:22 PM (13 years ago)
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na u i dey side nah Grin
na u do wetin? Huh?

no side me.
na me dey hail
Posted: at 21-02-2011 06:22 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Abolore05 at 21-02-2011 06:30 PM (13 years ago)
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who tell u sey i dey ur side
na EM i dey talk to no b u,
sorry Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 21-02-2011 06:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 21-02-2011 07:04 PM (13 years ago)
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ok you don win...go carry your trophy Huh?
Posted: at 21-02-2011 07:04 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- dimejikemi at 21-02-2011 07:12 PM (13 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 21-02-2011 07:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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