liars... Liars... liars...mchew

Date: 27-02-2011 1:28 am (14 years ago) | Author: Bode Moses
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- at 27-02-2011 01:28 AM (14 years ago)
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A Preacher finished the service one morning by saying, 'Next Sunday, I am going to preach on the subject of liars.
As a preparation for my sermon, I would like you all to read Mark Chapter 17.'

...On the following Sunday, the Preacher rose to begin. Looking out at the congregation he said, 'Last week I asked you all to read Mark Chapter 17.
If you have read the chapter, please raise your hand.'
Nearly every hand in the congregation went up. Smiling, the preacher said, 'You are the very people I want to talk to today.......

.... Mark has only 16 chapters."

Posted: at 27-02-2011 01:28 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Deffney at 27-02-2011 06:32 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin

u be the preacher abi?
Posted: at 27-02-2011 06:32 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 27-02-2011 11:29 AM (14 years ago)
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hehehe see how them just disgrace demselves
Posted: at 27-02-2011 11:29 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 27-02-2011 11:33 AM (14 years ago)
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hehehehe
Posted: at 27-02-2011 11:33 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 27-02-2011 11:35 AM (14 years ago)
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abeg wey liars in da house? Skypon wey u dey?
Posted: at 27-02-2011 11:35 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 27-02-2011 11:52 AM (14 years ago)
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ok!! dis one na correct falling of hands and even legs.......Chai!!! so dem no even open their bible sef!!
Posted: at 27-02-2011 11:52 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 27-02-2011 12:30 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 27-02-2011 11:35 AM
abeg wey liars in da house? Skypon wey u dey?

he is studying na...abeg leave am... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-02-2011 12:30 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 27-02-2011 12:51 PM (14 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
cool joke
Posted: at 27-02-2011 12:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 1-03-2011 03:41 AM (14 years ago)
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Terry and other liars.. make una come over oo
Posted: at 1-03-2011 03:41 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 1-03-2011 10:40 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xavexdo5 on 27-02-2011 12:51 PM
Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
cool joke
Posted: at 1-03-2011 10:40 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- bodeniyi at 1-03-2011 10:42 AM (14 years ago)
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welicomu
Posted: at 1-03-2011 10:42 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 1-03-2011 10:43 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: bodeniyi on  1-03-2011 10:42 AM
welicomu
bodilyon.... how you dey? Grin
Posted: at 1-03-2011 10:43 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- bodeniyi at 1-03-2011 11:37 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-03-2011 10:43 AM
Quote from: bodeniyi on  1-03-2011 10:42 AM
welicomu
bodilyon.... how you dey? Grin
I dey alright.. intact brother.. how's you?
Posted: at 1-03-2011 11:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 1-03-2011 01:30 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: bodeniyi on  1-03-2011 11:37 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-03-2011 10:43 AM
Quote from: bodeniyi on  1-03-2011 10:42 AM
welicomu
bodilyon.... how you dey? Grin
I dey alright.. intact brother.. how's you?

i dey kampe oo...
Posted: at 1-03-2011 01:30 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- temzyflexxy at 1-03-2011 02:45 PM (14 years ago)
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common joke. bt u try
Posted: at 1-03-2011 02:45 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- solid_solid at 1-03-2011 03:03 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehehe u go fear lie na
Posted: at 1-03-2011 03:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kasiemobi at 1-03-2011 04:10 PM (14 years ago)
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Even d priest be deceiver
Posted: at 1-03-2011 04:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jjdogara at 1-03-2011 04:26 PM (14 years ago)
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ok Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-03-2011 04:26 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chicanorose at 1-03-2011 04:28 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-03-2011 04:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- atomcherion at 2-03-2011 11:59 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: bodeniyi on 27-02-2011 01:28 AM
A Preacher finished the service one morning by saying, 'Next Sunday, I am going to preach on the subject of liars.
As a preparation for my sermon, I would like you all to read Mark Chapter 17.'

...On the following Sunday, the Preacher rose to begin. Looking out at the congregation he said, 'Last week I asked you all to read Mark Chapter 17.
If you have read the chapter, please raise your hand.'
Nearly every hand in the congregation went up. Smiling, the preacher said, 'You are the very people I want to talk to today.......

.... Mark has only 16 chapters."
people can liar!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 2-03-2011 11:59 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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