gorimakpa goes to school

Date: 03-03-2011 11:28 am (14 years ago) | Author: rosemary iwezue
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- at 3-03-2011 11:28 AM (14 years ago)
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the following conversation ensured between gorimakpa and his teacher
 gorimakpa: ma, what are people from nigeria called?
teacher: they are called nigerians
gorimakpa: what about those from isreal?
teacher: they are called isrealites
gorimakpa: okay!!!!!!!!!!! nw i understand. that means those from paris would be called PARASITES!


Posted: at 3-03-2011 11:28 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- chicanorose at 3-03-2011 11:35 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  3-03-2011 11:31 AM
no na pari sodites
[/quote Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 3-03-2011 11:35 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dollymacy at 3-03-2011 11:57 AM (14 years ago)
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ok,.............
Posted: at 3-03-2011 11:57 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-03-2011 12:15 PM (14 years ago)
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U try!
Posted: at 3-03-2011 12:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 3-03-2011 12:49 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: AKIOLUFUNMILAYO on  3-03-2011 12:15 PM
U try!
really.........................................10nks dear Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 3-03-2011 12:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 3-03-2011 05:52 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  3-03-2011 12:52 PM
now ure happy
Before nko y she no go happy.

Posted: at 3-03-2011 05:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 3-03-2011 06:14 PM (14 years ago)
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parisitamol Grin
Posted: at 3-03-2011 06:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- monasea at 3-03-2011 06:19 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin ok
Posted: at 3-03-2011 06:19 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Omilim at 4-03-2011 12:46 AM (14 years ago)
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Nice one..lol Grin
Posted: at 4-03-2011 12:46 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 4-03-2011 01:02 AM (14 years ago)
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COOL joke dear but paris no b country na capital of France
Pls take note  Grin Grin

Posted: at 4-03-2011 01:02 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 4-03-2011 01:08 AM (14 years ago)
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jossy...na FRANCHISE!

good morning! nice joke Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 4-03-2011 01:08 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 4-03-2011 01:54 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Deffney on  4-03-2011 01:08 AM
jossy...na FRANCHISE!

good morning! nice joke Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
U mean it?

I tink say na France

Abeg I surrender all but 2 God not U  Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 4-03-2011 01:54 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 4-03-2011 02:05 AM (14 years ago)
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COOL joke dear but paris no b country na capital of France
Pls take note  Grin Grin
U be mr lecturer?

Posted: at 4-03-2011 02:05 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 4-03-2011 02:07 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  3-03-2011 06:11 PM
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now ure happy
Before nko y she no go happy.
noh she 4  Angry Angry Angry
U tink say every body dey like u wey dey vex say u still dey Kirikiri.

Posted: at 4-03-2011 02:07 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 4-03-2011 02:22 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Fashalyn on  4-03-2011 02:05 AM
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COOL joke dear but paris no b country na capital of France
Pls take note  Grin Grin
U be mr lecturer?
I no b lecturer

I just tell d fact n leave d bones with kpomo
She fit no kno it b4 but as I come tell am now she no go ever 4get am 4 life

Posted: at 4-03-2011 02:22 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 4-03-2011 02:25 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  4-03-2011 01:54 AM
Quote from: Deffney on  4-03-2011 01:08 AM
jossy...na FRANCHISE!

good morning! nice joke Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
U mean it?

I tink say na France

Abeg I surrender all but 2 God not U  Grin Grin Grin Grin

hahahahaha

Posted: at 4-03-2011 02:25 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 4-03-2011 05:21 AM (14 years ago)
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abeg truely dis no fun but if u wan yab me,then go ahead 4 all i care

Posted: at 4-03-2011 05:21 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 4-03-2011 05:38 AM (14 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided

Posted: at 4-03-2011 05:38 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 4-03-2011 06:15 AM (14 years ago)
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wetin?

Posted: at 4-03-2011 06:15 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 4-03-2011 06:21 AM (14 years ago)
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i no understand hehe

Posted: at 4-03-2011 06:21 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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