BUYING MONKEYS.

Date: 21-11-2008 10:43 am (15 years ago) | Author: habzee
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Once upon a time, in a place overrun with monkeys, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, they became harder to catch, so the villagers stopped their effort.

The man then announced that he would now pay $20 for each one. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. But soon the supply diminished even further and they were ever harder to catch, so people started going back to their farms and forgot about monkey catching.

The man increased his price to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so sparse that it was an effort to even see a monkey, much less catch one.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys for $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.

While the man was away the assistant told the villagers, "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has bought. I will sell them to you at $35 each and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."

The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys.

They never saw the man nor his assistant again, and once again there were monkeys everywhere.

Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.
 Wink

Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:43 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- signalputte at 21-11-2008 10:58 AM (15 years ago)
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So can you also tell us the position of the stock market from this monkey story so far? tankx..
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:58 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- SAmyrocko at 21-11-2008 11:14 AM (15 years ago)
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It has increased 50% in the stock mkt

Posted: at 21-11-2008 11:14 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- miami at 21-11-2008 11:23 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: habzee on 21-11-2008 10:43 AM
Once upon a time, in a place overrun with monkeys, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, they became harder to catch, so the villagers stopped their effort.

The man then announced that he would now pay $20 for each one. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. But soon the supply diminished even further and they were ever harder to catch, so people started going back to their farms and forgot about monkey catching.

The man increased his price to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so sparse that it was an effort to even see a monkey, much less catch one.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys for $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.

While the man was away the assistant told the villagers, "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has bought. I will sell them to you at $35 each and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."

The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys.

They never saw the man nor his assistant again, and once again there were monkeys everywhere.

Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.
 Wink

i guess u are the monkey buyer!
Posted: at 21-11-2008 11:23 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- peacetee at 21-11-2008 12:02 PM (15 years ago)
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monkey buying  Huh?

Romance nd relationship  Huh?

Mr Poster are u dunce?  Undecided

Posted: at 21-11-2008 12:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- habzee at 22-11-2008 04:25 PM (15 years ago)
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Oooops, it skipped my mind..
Posted: at 22-11-2008 04:25 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- elizatops at 22-11-2008 04:30 PM (15 years ago)
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long story Angry
brb Cool
Posted: at 22-11-2008 04:30 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MAJIYEBO at 25-11-2008 11:07 AM (15 years ago)
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 Shocked dey like pretty ladies becouse na den sweet pass
Posted: at 25-11-2008 11:07 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- prencess at 27-11-2008 09:09 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: habzee on 21-11-2008 10:43 AM
Once upon a time, in a place overrun with monkeys, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, they became harder to catch, so the villagers stopped their effort.

The man then announced that he would now pay $20 for each one. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. But soon the supply diminished even further and they were ever harder to catch, so people started going back to their farms and forgot about monkey catching.

The man increased his price to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so sparse that it was an effort to even see a monkey, much less catch one.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys for $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.

While the man was away the assistant told the villagers, "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has bought. I will sell them to you at $35 each and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."

The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys.

They never saw the man nor his assistant again, and once again there were monkeys everywhere.

Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.
 Wink

 What about chimpanzee Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 27-11-2008 09:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennee at 27-11-2008 09:12 PM (15 years ago)
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l dey come, make l go Carry my Dictionary... cos all dis Kain Long Stories dey Get Big Grammar well well

Posted: at 27-11-2008 09:12 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- lonelysnow at 27-11-2008 09:14 PM (15 years ago)
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wetin concern romance and monkey na? abeg make una dey think before una post
Posted: at 27-11-2008 09:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prencess at 27-11-2008 09:19 PM (15 years ago)
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abi na
Posted: at 27-11-2008 09:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lonelysnow at 27-11-2008 09:21 PM (15 years ago)
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all these mallam people wey wan post by force dey make this tread dey boring
Posted: at 27-11-2008 09:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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