School inspector

A School Inspector visited a Grade 4 class in a local schools, he introduced himself to the class teacher. The teacher says to the class
"Let's show the Inspector just how clever you are by allowing him to ask you a question." The Inspector reasons that normally
class starts with religious instruction, so he ask a Bible question."Class, who broke down the walls of Jericho ?"
For a full minute, there is absolute silence. The children all just stare at him blankly. Eventually, Diphala raises his hand. The
Inspector excitedly points to him. Diphala stands up and replies,"Sir, I do not know who broke down the walls of Jericho , but I can
assure you it wasn't me."The Inspector is shocked at the answer and looks wide-eyed at the teacher for an explanation. Realizing that he is perturbed, the teacher says, "Well, I've known Diphala since the beginning of the year, and I believe that if he says he didn't do it, then he didn't do it." The Inspector is even more shocked at this and storms down to the Principal's office and tells him what had happened, to which the principal replies, "I don't know the boy, but I socialize with his teacher, and I believe her. If she feels that the boy is innocent, then he must be innocent."The Inspector can't believe what he is hearing. He grabs the phone and in a rage dials the Minister of Education's telephone number and rattles the entire occurrence to him and asks what he thinks of the education. The Minister sighs heavily and replies, "I don't know the boy, the teacher, nor the Principal, but just get three
quotations and have the wall fixed!"

Posted: at 17-03-2011 02:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

lol     

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Posted: at 17-03-2011 02:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 17-03-2011 02:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Why u seal ur mouth like that?

Posted: at 17-03-2011 02:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

 
mumu + odobiado= ??
poster u really try. i don laugh tire

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Posted: at 17-03-2011 03:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Me too sef still dey laf 

Posted: at 17-03-2011 04:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

Poster I dont kno any of them either
4rm d boy 2 d Minister of Education
But due 2 d fact dat dis joke wins d NP award, I will fix d wall 4 dem
so tell dem not 2 worry about d wall
Dis one na bomb, Thumb up

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Posted: at 17-03-2011 05:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

yeee... arrangement of olodos from the ministry to the student.. funny

Posted: at 17-03-2011 05:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 18-03-2011 12:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Nice 1.

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Posted: at 18-03-2011 01:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac