Very Funny, plz read

Date: 22-11-2008 1:24 am (15 years ago) | Author: Esther Okure
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- at 22-11-2008 01:24 AM (15 years ago)
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A foremost Political Party in Nigeria , popularly referred to as "The Ruling Party", requires for immediate appointment into the House of Representatives, a qualified Hooligan with the following professional qualifications:

First degree in Boxing or Kick boxing.

A Professional diploma in aggressive cover-up techniques.

MUST be a duly certified LIAR with vast experiencein corrupt practices.

Must be ready to shun the voices of the People inallegiance to the Party's wishes.

Possession of a falsified educational degree will be an added advantage.

Duly qualified candidates should please forward their detailed CV's to the Party Secretariat.

NB: Please note that candidates with deadly upper-cuts will be given preference.

The selection process will definitely be biased andopen to changes without notice, as this is part of the party policy.

Short listed athletes will be given a course in'Political Jargons' to familiarize them with the language of the tournament.

BEST OF LUCK!!  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 22-11-2008 01:24 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- FunkyKing at 22-11-2008 01:28 AM (15 years ago)
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   Really funny! Today is ur day gen2esther. Maybe u can apply. I dey your back.
Posted: at 22-11-2008 01:28 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- gen2esther at 22-11-2008 02:01 PM (15 years ago)
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Thanks funkyking
Posted: at 22-11-2008 02:01 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyinyenaija at 22-11-2008 02:15 PM (15 years ago)
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hhhmmm!!! sure one oil well for each employee as monthly remuneration...
Posted: at 22-11-2008 02:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FunkyKing at 22-11-2008 06:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 22-11-2008 02:15 PM
hhhmmm!!! sure one oil well for each employee as monthly remuneration...
One oil well! Hmm, my sister u dey vex oooh!
Posted: at 22-11-2008 06:48 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- methodman at 22-11-2008 06:56 PM (15 years ago)
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...sister, write more we're behind u.It's really befitting of "PDP"

I wish they could read this.

Many thx.
Posted: at 22-11-2008 06:56 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- FunkyKing at 22-11-2008 07:11 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: methodman on 22-11-2008 06:56 PM
...sister, write more we're behind u.It's really befitting of "PDP"

I wish they could read this.

Many thx.
She no call PDP oooh! Na for your mouth we dey hear dis one now ooooooh! I no dey oh!
Posted: at 22-11-2008 07:11 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- grin_genius4lif at 22-11-2008 07:39 PM (15 years ago)
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NOT FUNNNNYYY...NO BLACKMAIL PLS. NEXT JOKE PLS
Posted: at 22-11-2008 07:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 22-11-2008 08:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: methodman on 22-11-2008 06:56 PM
...sister, write more we're behind u.It's really befitting of "PDP"

I wish they could read this.

Many thx.
i hope say you no dey naija?
Posted: at 22-11-2008 08:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 22-11-2008 08:50 PM (15 years ago)
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method man just be very careful
Posted: at 22-11-2008 08:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 22-11-2008 09:05 PM (15 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 22-11-2008 09:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Franchise at 23-11-2008 12:32 AM (15 years ago)
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O boy! Hopeful applicants don dey vex. Abeg una easy ooh. Naija must progress
Posted: at 23-11-2008 12:32 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- HOCKIESS at 24-11-2008 05:15 PM (15 years ago)
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THIS JUST FOR YOU :-*A KISS I WISH I COULD HUG YOU FROM MY MONITOR NU DOUBT RIDE ON
ESTHER
Posted: at 24-11-2008 05:15 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Jboy4shezo at 24-11-2008 05:21 PM (15 years ago)
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Not as funny as the caption
Posted: at 24-11-2008 05:21 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 24-11-2008 05:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Jboy4shezo on 24-11-2008 05:21 PM
Not as funny as the caption

i concur
Posted: at 24-11-2008 05:26 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- orezo at 24-11-2008 06:35 PM (15 years ago)
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Naija politics... Shebi...
Posted: at 24-11-2008 06:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 24-11-2008 06:52 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 24-11-2008 06:35 PM
Naija politics... Shebi...
No its Ngbati Ngbati joke....  Angry
Posted: at 24-11-2008 06:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 24-11-2008 07:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 24-11-2008 05:26 PM
Quote from: Jboy4shezo on 24-11-2008 05:21 PM
Not as funny as the caption

i concur
concorde
Posted: at 24-11-2008 07:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 24-11-2008 07:20 PM (15 years ago)
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concorde ke?
Posted: at 24-11-2008 07:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 24-11-2008 08:18 PM (15 years ago)
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no be concorde every dey drive now? Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-11-2008 08:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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