this is not funny at all

Date: 22-03-2011 3:39 pm (14 years ago) | Author: okpara kingsley
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- at 22-03-2011 03:39 PM (14 years ago)
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On day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven.

God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven.

So the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed.

The brunette made it to the 200th step and laughed.

But the blonde made it to the 999th step and laughed even before god told his joke.

God asked "Why did you laugh I haven't even told the joke yet"

The blonde said "I know I just now got the first one!!!"





DISCLAIMER:  MY WIFE IS BLONDE AND SHE'S A LOT SMARTER THAN I AM!  (However that's not saying much.)

Posted: at 22-03-2011 03:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- chicanorose at 22-03-2011 03:41 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 22-03-2011 03:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 22-03-2011 03:54 PM (14 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
wat
Posted: at 22-03-2011 03:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 22-03-2011 03:56 PM (14 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?

where I am I surpose to laugh Huh?
Posted: at 22-03-2011 03:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 22-03-2011 04:07 PM (14 years ago)
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the poster don already talk am say e no funny at all
Posted: at 22-03-2011 04:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 22-03-2011 05:11 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 22-03-2011 05:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 22-03-2011 05:12 PM (14 years ago)
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yap
Posted: at 22-03-2011 05:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 22-03-2011 05:29 PM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 22-03-2011 05:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 22-03-2011 07:40 PM (14 years ago)
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i smiled
Posted: at 22-03-2011 07:40 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Abolore05 at 22-03-2011 08:25 PM (14 years ago)
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i missed d funny part
anyway PB4
who dash u Blond to marry
 Grin Grin Grin
funny u knew she
smart pass u Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-03-2011 08:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 22-03-2011 08:27 PM (14 years ago)
sure!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 22-03-2011 08:27 PM (14 years ago) |
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- at 22-03-2011 08:28 PM (14 years ago)
Quote from: Abolore05 on 22-03-2011 08:25 PM
i missed d funny part
anyway PB4
who dash u Blond to marry
 Grin Grin Grin
funny u knew she
smart pass u Grin Grin

westin dey difficult to get blond?
Posted: at 22-03-2011 08:28 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Abolore05 at 22-03-2011 08:29 PM (14 years ago)
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ur wyf sef na BLOND? Huh?
Posted: at 22-03-2011 08:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 22-03-2011 08:31 PM (14 years ago)
i get many passed blond girls ,
they are same like every other woman ok
Posted: at 22-03-2011 08:31 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Abolore05 at 22-03-2011 08:38 PM (14 years ago)
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okl, congratulations!
am hapi for u Wink Grin
Posted: at 22-03-2011 08:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 22-03-2011 08:40 PM (14 years ago)
congratulate your self for making me talk
Posted: at 22-03-2011 08:40 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Abolore05 at 22-03-2011 08:41 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-03-2011 08:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 22-03-2011 08:42 PM (14 years ago)
you ,you no you started my bad mood
Posted: at 22-03-2011 08:42 PM (14 years ago) |
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- solid_solid at 24-03-2011 02:41 PM (14 years ago)
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emejuru ......
Posted: at 24-03-2011 02:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 24-03-2011 03:01 PM (14 years ago)
hu, solid 2 liquid Grin
Posted: at 24-03-2011 03:01 PM (14 years ago) |
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