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Date: 22-11-2008 11:42 pm (16 years ago) | Author: adeyemi akinlabi
- at 22-11-2008 11:42 PM (16 years ago)
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One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".
The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can''t afford a thing to eat."

So the layer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."

The guys then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The lawyer told him to bring them along.

When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."

The layer said, "You''re going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall."

Posted: at 22-11-2008 11:42 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- gen2esther at 23-11-2008 12:13 AM (16 years ago)
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over common dey worry this joke, seen it a hundred and one time.
Posted: at 23-11-2008 12:13 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 23-11-2008 02:15 PM (16 years ago)
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POSTED BEFORE!!! Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 23-11-2008 02:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennycynth at 24-11-2008 03:34 PM (16 years ago)
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hahahahahahaa, oh boy you go kill us with funny jokes oh
very funny, keep it up
Posted: at 24-11-2008 03:34 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 24-11-2008 08:00 PM (16 years ago)
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i wont lie...i ave seen it before but the guy did not know Grin
Posted: at 24-11-2008 08:00 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mary11 at 3-12-2013 03:20 PM (11 years ago)
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5 years ago
Posted: at 3-12-2013 03:20 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 11-12-2013 05:25 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin pb Lips Sealed
Posted: at 11-12-2013 05:25 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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