Chocolate ice cream

Blonde walks into an ice cream parlor on a hot day.

"I'd like a gallon of chocolate ice cream", she says.

"I'm sorry ma'am, but we've had a run on chocolate in this weather and we just ran out. We've got 30 other flavours, so please pick one of them." replied the clerk.

"Oh well, I guess I'll just have a quart of chocolate then."

"Ma'am, perhaps you didn't hear me. We are completely out of chocolate ice cream, but I'll be happy to sell you another flavour."

"Oh. Better make it just a pint of chocolate then."

The clerk has had enough at this point and asks, "Listen, lady, spell the 'VAN' in 'vanilla'."

The lady is puzzled, but replies "V-A-N".

"OK, now spell the 'STRAW' in 'strawberry'. he says.

She slowly replies, "S-T-R-A-W", still not sure what he's up to.

"OK, now spell the "phyuk" in 'chocolate'."

She looks at him and says, "There's no 'phyuk' in chocolate!'

He shouts back, "That's what I'm tryin to tell you, lady!"

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Posted: at 28-03-2011 05:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

E GUD SMALL

SO I CON LAF SHORTLY

Posted: at 28-03-2011 06:37 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

Another expired joke

Posted: at 28-03-2011 07:26 PM (13 years ago) |

tehee

Posted: at 28-03-2011 07:57 PM (13 years ago) |

omo
na here laugh finish ooooo
make una come see laff

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Posted: at 28-03-2011 08:24 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

Posted: at 28-03-2011 08:36 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

 
only your smile dey cause traffic and accident for main road
 

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Posted: at 29-03-2011 04:03 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

ah! u no see am?
where them dey laff.. tetee, tethe, tetete
 

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Posted: at 29-03-2011 10:15 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

i talk to u?

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Posted: at 30-03-2011 05:37 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

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Posted: at 30-03-2011 03:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac