Unpredictable

Date: 28-03-2011 8:45 pm (14 years ago) | Author: olsmyls
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- at 28-03-2011 08:45 PM (14 years ago)
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A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They
walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a
peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't
mind but I really do need to pee."

Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't you go
behind this hedge."

She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he can
hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and
imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a
moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg.
He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with
great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage
hanging between her legs.

He shouts in horror, "My God Mary ... have you changed your sex?"

"No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm having a shit instead."

Posted: at 28-03-2011 08:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- 4kasibe247 at 28-03-2011 08:50 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Cool
Posted: at 28-03-2011 08:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abolore05 at 28-03-2011 08:53 PM (14 years ago)
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 Wink
Posted: at 28-03-2011 08:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 28-03-2011 10:40 PM (14 years ago)
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cool but hot Grin
Posted: at 28-03-2011 10:40 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 28-03-2011 11:30 PM (14 years ago)
another shit post,
poster na you na shit
Posted: at 28-03-2011 11:30 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Fashalyn at 29-03-2011 01:48 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 29-03-2011 01:48 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 29-03-2011 01:51 AM (14 years ago)
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Abolore, u try joor!!
Posted: at 29-03-2011 01:51 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 29-03-2011 04:12 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 28-03-2011 11:30 PM
another shit post,
poster na you na shit

see ur big mouth, take ya time oooo Angry Angry Angry Angry
@Fashalyn, tanx jare, she really tried
Posted: at 29-03-2011 04:12 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Abolore05 at 29-03-2011 06:40 AM (14 years ago)
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tnx swerriei no say u wil nt let me down Kiss Kiss
@fashalyn tnx Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-03-2011 06:40 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Atunjel at 29-03-2011 07:55 AM (14 years ago)
(m)
 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-03-2011 07:55 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- onehardex at 29-03-2011 08:03 AM (14 years ago)
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 Smiley Wink Cheesy Grin..... Huh?
Posted: at 29-03-2011 08:03 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Propellaswaggs at 29-03-2011 10:40 AM (14 years ago)
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 Sad Sad Sad Angry Angry Angry Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-03-2011 10:40 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- solid_solid at 29-03-2011 11:01 AM (14 years ago)
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heheeheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh .... who shout that shit?
Posted: at 29-03-2011 11:01 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emiliarre at 29-03-2011 11:07 AM (14 years ago)
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LWKMD  Smiley  Grin Shocked Tongue Kiss
Posted: at 29-03-2011 11:07 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- solid_solid at 29-03-2011 11:11 AM (14 years ago)
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hehehe ... baby girl u come new? ....
Posted: at 29-03-2011 11:11 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 29-03-2011 11:21 AM (14 years ago)
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wetin concern u na?
Posted: at 29-03-2011 11:21 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 29-03-2011 12:09 PM (14 years ago)
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 29-03-2011 04:12 AM
Quote from: emejuru on 28-03-2011 11:30 PM
another shit post,
poster na you na shit

see ur big mouth, take ya time oooo Angry Angry Angry Angry
@Fashalyn, tanx jare, she really tried
[/quote

skypon na you be this again?
Posted: at 29-03-2011 12:09 PM (14 years ago) |
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- chicanorose at 29-03-2011 12:48 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-03-2011 12:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 29-03-2011 12:49 PM (14 years ago)
keep laughing
Posted: at 29-03-2011 12:49 PM (14 years ago) |
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- chicanorose at 29-03-2011 02:16 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
 Grin Grin Grin                    Grin             
             
            Grin Grin Grin Grin

       Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-03-2011 02:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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