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Date: 29-03-2011 4:03 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
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- at 29-03-2011 04:03 PM (14 years ago)
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A woman and her lover are in the house while the husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love he hides in the wardrobe and watches them. All of a sudden the husband comes. Wife hides her lover in the wardrobe, without knowing that her son is in there. Boy:
- It's dark here.
- Yes it is.
- I've got a soccer ball.
- That's nice.
- Do you want to buy it?
- No, thanks.
- My dad is outside.
- Ok, how much?
- 250 dollars.
After a few weeks man and boy run into each other again in the wardrobe. Boy:
- It's dark here.
- Yes it is.
- I've got a soccer cleats.
Remembering what happened last time, man asks:
- How much?
- 750 dollars.
- Ok.
After few days, father says to his son:
- Lets go and play soccer.
- I can't, I sold the ball and the cleats.
- How much did you get?
- 1000 dollars.
- That is terrible, how could you ask so much money.... that's much more than they are worth. That's a sin, so you should go to the church and confess.
Father takes his son to the church confessional. Boy gets in, closes the door and says:
- It's dark here.
Priest:
- Don't start with that shit again!!!

Posted: at 29-03-2011 04:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Propellaswaggs at 29-03-2011 04:08 PM (14 years ago)
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Don't get it but it seems funi.
Posted: at 29-03-2011 04:08 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenolis at 29-03-2011 04:22 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Propellaswaggs on 29-03-2011 04:08 PM
Don't get it but it seems funi.

so how you take dey pass for skul? ITI gul Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 29-03-2011 04:22 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 29-03-2011 06:10 PM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 29-03-2011 06:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 29-03-2011 07:20 PM (14 years ago)
see yeye
Posted: at 29-03-2011 07:20 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Skypon2002 at 29-03-2011 08:29 PM (14 years ago)
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so u mean the guy is a priest?
Posted: at 29-03-2011 08:29 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 29-03-2011 08:49 PM (14 years ago)
question time
Posted: at 29-03-2011 08:49 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Fashalyn at 29-03-2011 08:58 PM (14 years ago)
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@Skypon yes oh!!
Posted: at 29-03-2011 08:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 29-03-2011 10:11 PM (14 years ago)
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na una know....i dey come jare
Posted: at 29-03-2011 10:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 30-03-2011 05:32 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Fashalyn on 29-03-2011 08:58 PM
@Skypon yes oh!!

 Grin Grin Grin
na him be say yawa don gass ooooo
Posted: at 30-03-2011 05:32 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 30-03-2011 12:43 PM (14 years ago)
ok
Posted: at 30-03-2011 12:43 PM (14 years ago) |
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- chicanorose at 30-03-2011 02:24 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
NICE JOKE
Posted: at 30-03-2011 02:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 30-03-2011 02:29 PM (14 years ago)
ok
Posted: at 30-03-2011 02:29 PM (14 years ago) |
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- kenolis at 30-03-2011 11:51 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: chicanorose on 30-03-2011 02:24 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
NICE JOKE

na nice wey sing gongaso abi na witch one Cheesy
Posted: at 30-03-2011 11:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- bikman at 30-03-2011 11:54 PM (14 years ago)
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means wat?
Posted: at 30-03-2011 11:54 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- kenolis at 31-03-2011 12:34 AM (14 years ago)
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mean your pkanla face Grin
Posted: at 31-03-2011 12:34 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 3-04-2011 12:11 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: kenolis on 30-03-2011 11:51 PM
Quote from: chicanorose on 30-03-2011 02:24 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
NICE JOKE

na nice wey sing gongaso abi na witch one Cheesy

na 2 face wey sing ''no one like u'' Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-04-2011 12:11 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 3-04-2011 01:34 PM (14 years ago)
hummm Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 3-04-2011 01:34 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Skypon2002 at 4-04-2011 03:13 PM (14 years ago)
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speechless
Posted: at 4-04-2011 03:13 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 4-04-2011 03:30 PM (14 years ago)
you
Posted: at 4-04-2011 03:30 PM (14 years ago) |
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