Death came to a guy and said; 2day is ur day n d guy said I am not ready and death said well ur next on my list.dat ok why don't u take a sit n I ll get u somtin to eat b4 we go den.d guy gave death some food with sleeping pills,he finished eating fell asleep n the guy removed his name 4 top of d list to the bottom of the list so wen death woke up he said I will start from the bottom of d list cos u ve been nice.
Posted: at 30-03-2011 05:24 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
chicanorose at 30-03-2011 05:35 PM (14 years ago) (f)
poster dis ur pb4 don too much ooooooooo
I bet u, when u wan chop cake, na then u go knw say oven dey.
Posted: at 30-03-2011 05:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Death came to a guy and said; 2day is ur day n d guy said I am not ready and death said well ur next on my list.dat ok why don't u take a sit n I ll get u somtin to eat b4 we go den.d guy gave death some food with sleeping pills,he finished eating fell asleep n the guy removed his name 4 top of d list to the bottom of the list so wen death woke up he said I will start from the bottom of d list cos u ve been nice.
the man own don done finish.
Posted: at 31-03-2011 02:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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