LOVE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to respond rationally to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound mind.

The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
 

Posted: at 31-03-2011 11:32 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie

kolo mental
 

Posted: at 31-03-2011 11:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

how e tey be your own

dem write ur name for the yoke?

Posted: at 31-03-2011 11:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Congratulations!!! Oya start to dey clap for urself now now now

Posted: at 31-03-2011 11:39 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

e be like say the agbo wey you start to dey take dey work ooo...
your head don begin dey correct small small...

Posted: at 31-03-2011 11:42 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

for where?... up abi down?

Posted: at 31-03-2011 11:44 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

wait make i see first....

Posted: at 31-03-2011 11:48 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

huh?... ya wu oye?

Posted: at 31-03-2011 11:51 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

@kris, wetin u dey see or choice

Posted: at 31-03-2011 11:54 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 31-03-2011 12:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac