My wife beats me with broom, man tells court (Page 5)

Date: 01-04-2011 3:58 am (13 years ago) | Author: Peter Izu
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- kinkyebony at 4-04-2011 11:49 PM (13 years ago)
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I'll pray very hard 2 avoid seening dis monster face in ma dream or anywhere physicaly. It's shapeless, big, hevy & scarry. Even idiot & shapeless AMOEBA, are mo beautiful & shapeful dan dis ilegal-structure called face / head. Urgly-Ajanni, is idiot among men Tongue Tongue Tongue Shocked Shocked Shocked Huh? Huh? Huh? Shocked Shocked Shocked Tongue Tongue Tongue Shocked Shocked Shocked Huh? Huh? Huh? Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 4-04-2011 11:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 5-04-2011 02:01 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: ajanni on  4-04-2011 03:00 PM
idiot , bastard son of beast, real animal in human flesh

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na one person get all those many names?
Posted: at 5-04-2011 02:01 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- ajanni at 5-04-2011 07:30 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: ajanni on  4-04-2011 11:10 PM
bastard , stupid son of a wh*re
Posted: at 5-04-2011 07:30 AM (13 years ago) | Grande Master
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- kinkyebony at 5-04-2011 03:42 PM (13 years ago)
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Ajanni, luk @ dat pix up dia & c hw yua g-frend med yo face. U c hw yua standing tip-toeing wen yo g-frend grab yo balls from yo bkside & b squeezin yo life out of dem. She'll b squeezin dem untill u confess dat i'm yo masta, if nt she'll bust dem. Cuz she's under ma control now Tongue Tongue Tongue Shocked Shocked Shocked Huh? Huh? Huh? Shocked Shocked Shocked Tongue Tongue Tongue Shocked Shocked Shocked Huh? Huh? Huh? Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 5-04-2011 03:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajanni at 5-04-2011 07:04 PM (13 years ago)
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look at the baboon ,
the jargoons you put down is for a baboon like your self , useless animal
Posted: at 5-04-2011 07:04 PM (13 years ago) | Grande Master
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- mcsimon at 5-04-2011 07:12 PM (13 years ago)
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Hmmmm!
Posted: at 5-04-2011 07:12 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenolis at 5-04-2011 10:27 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: ajanni on  5-04-2011 07:04 PM
look at the baboon ,
the jargoons you put down is for a baboon like your self , useless animal

tell am make e hear!!! Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 5-04-2011 10:27 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- maffrodisiac at 6-04-2011 10:50 AM (13 years ago)
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Passing jejely
Posted: at 6-04-2011 10:50 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kinkyebony at 6-04-2011 03:05 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kinkyebony on  4-04-2011 10:58 PM
Quote from: frayobkk on  1-04-2011 03:58 AM
A middle-aged man, Segun Olanrewaju, on Wednesday told an Osogbo Customary Court that his wife, Kemi, beats him with a bunch of brooms whenever he came home l
"Whenever I come late from work, my wife flogs me with a bunch of brooms," he said.
He also told the court that his wife beats him whenever there was an argument between them.
Urging the court to dissolve the 10-year-old marriage, Olanrewaju alleged that his wife was quarrelsome and uncontrollable.
Recalling that his wife fought with his younger brother, Olanrewaju alleged that Kemi called his mother a witch.
He also accused Kemi of parking out of her matrimonial home five years ago on the allegation that his (Olanrewaju's) mother is a witch.
Refuting the allegations, Kemi said that Olanrewaju wanted to end the marriage because he had another woman.
"God blessed our 10-year-old marriage with two kids but my husband doesn't take care of us because he has married another wife," Kemi said.
The wife also claimed that she had been taking care of their children alone, stressing that she did not want to continue with the marriage.
Kemi urged the court to compel her husband to be responsible for the monthly upkeep of the two children.
The president of the court, Chief Gabriel Oparanti, pleaded with the two parties not to dissolve their marriage for the sake of the children.
But both husband and wife insisted that they wanted the marriage dissolved and the court granted their wish.
It ordered Olanrewaju to be responsible for the upkeep of the children.
Meanwhile, a teenager, Adebayo Adeboye (19) and a 20-year-old man, Akanni Saheed, have been remanded in prison custody for allegedly robbing with a toy gun.
The charge sheet read in court on Wednesday alleged that the suspects committed the offence on March 1, 2011 at the Technical area of Osogbo, when they dispossessed Chief John Adebayo of N35,000.
The police prosecutor, Sergeant Joshua Oladoye, claimed that the suspects also robbed Grace Okunola of N5,000 and a Nokia mobile phone valued at N4,500.


The charge sheet also said while Adebayo was robbed between 5pm and 6pm, Okunola was robbed at 7am at Ajibade Street, Olorunda area of Osogbo on January 20, 2011 with a toy gun.
Oladoye said N56,000, two Nokia mobile phone, ATM cards and a cheque book were also stolen from Okunola.
The Magistrate, Mr. Olusola Aluko, adjourned the case till April 28, 2011 and remanded the suspects in prison.
Chai....dis man face na wo-wo pass wo-wo. Chei, Ajanni (iru-ewu) Huh? Huh? Huh? Shocked Shocked Shocked Tongue Tongue Tongue Shocked Shocked Shocked
Jst like Ajanni & his fellowers Tongue Tongue Tongue Shocked Shocked Shocked Huh? Huh? Huh? Shocked Shocked Shocked Tongue Tongue Tongue Shocked Shocked Shocked Huh? Huh? Huh? Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 6-04-2011 03:05 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajanni at 6-04-2011 04:26 PM (13 years ago)
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baboon and stupid mad dog
Posted: at 6-04-2011 04:26 PM (13 years ago) | Grande Master
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- kenolis at 6-04-2011 05:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: maffrodisiac on  6-04-2011 10:50 AM
Passing jejely

wait for me abeg make i wear my shoe  Cheesy
Posted: at 6-04-2011 05:50 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- maffrodisiac at 6-04-2011 05:54 PM (13 years ago)
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Still passing.........
Posted: at 6-04-2011 05:54 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- maffrodisiac at 6-04-2011 05:57 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kenolis on  6-04-2011 05:50 PM
Quote from: maffrodisiac on  6-04-2011 10:50 AM
Passing jejely

wait for me abeg make i wear my shoe  Cheesy

Hey Kenolis..... Wetin happen to ur big ikebed girlfriend now? Una quarrel dis one dat u removed her IKEBE as ur profile pix.  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-04-2011 05:57 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenolis at 6-04-2011 06:32 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: maffrodisiac on  6-04-2011 05:57 PM
Quote from: kenolis on  6-04-2011 05:50 PM
Quote from: maffrodisiac on  6-04-2011 10:50 AM
Passing jejely

wait for me abeg make i wear my shoe  Cheesy

Hey Kenolis..... Wetin happen to ur big ikebed girlfriend now? Una quarrel dis one dat u removed her IKEBE as ur profile pix.  Grin Grin Grin

yes..na borrow i borrow am so my money don expire until i pay again!!! pay b4 you go Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 6-04-2011 06:32 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- maffrodisiac at 6-04-2011 06:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kenolis on  6-04-2011 06:32 PM
Quote from: maffrodisiac on  6-04-2011 05:57 PM
Quote from: kenolis on  6-04-2011 05:50 PM
Quote from: maffrodisiac on  6-04-2011 10:50 AM
Passing jejely

wait for me abeg make i wear my shoe  Cheesy

Hey Kenolis..... Wetin happen to ur big ikebed girlfriend now? Una quarrel dis one dat u removed her IKEBE as ur profile pix.  Grin Grin Grin

yes..na borrow i borrow am so my money don expire until i pay again!!! pay b4 you go Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

No wonder..... I was wondering where u were. I bin no know say u change pix. Well no worry. I'm sure u'll find another one dat will be willing to put her ikebe for u for free. Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-04-2011 06:43 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenolis at 6-04-2011 06:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: maffrodisiac on  6-04-2011 06:43 PM
Quote from: kenolis on  6-04-2011 06:32 PM
Quote from: maffrodisiac on  6-04-2011 05:57 PM
Quote from: kenolis on  6-04-2011 05:50 PM
Quote from: maffrodisiac on  6-04-2011 10:50 AM
Passing jejely

wait for me abeg make i wear my shoe  Cheesy

Hey Kenolis..... Wetin happen to ur big ikebed girlfriend now? Una quarrel dis one dat u removed her IKEBE as ur profile pix.  Grin Grin Grin

yes..na borrow i borrow am so my money don expire until i pay again!!! pay b4 you go Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

No wonder..... I was wondering where u were. I bin no know say u change pix. Well no worry. I'm sure u'll find another one dat will be willing to put her ikebe for u for free. Grin Grin

can you do that for me because i like ikebe so much? Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-04-2011 06:47 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- maffrodisiac at 6-04-2011 07:03 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kenolis on  6-04-2011 06:47 PM
Quote from: maffrodisiac on  6-04-2011 06:43 PM
Quote from: kenolis on  6-04-2011 06:32 PM
Quote from: maffrodisiac on  6-04-2011 05:57 PM
Quote from: kenolis on  6-04-2011 05:50 PM
Quote from: maffrodisiac on  6-04-2011 10:50 AM
Passing jejely

wait for me abeg make i wear my shoe  Cheesy

Hey Kenolis..... Wetin happen to ur big ikebed girlfriend now? Una quarrel dis one dat u removed her IKEBE as ur profile pix.  Grin Grin Grin

yes..na borrow i borrow am so my money don expire until i pay again!!! pay b4 you go Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

No wonder..... I was wondering where u were. I bin no know say u change pix. Well no worry. I'm sure u'll find another one dat will be willing to put her ikebe for u for free. Grin Grin

can you do that for me because i like ikebe so much? Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Eyah. I wish  could but my buttocks flat like frying pan. Infact I declare it now.
Posted: at 6-04-2011 07:03 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenolis at 6-04-2011 07:05 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 6-04-2011 07:05 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 13-04-2011 06:24 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 13-04-2011 06:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frayobkk at 13-04-2011 06:42 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: maffrodisiac on  6-04-2011 07:03 PM
Quote from: kenolis on  6-04-2011 06:47 PM
Quote from: maffrodisiac on  6-04-2011 06:43 PM
Quote from: kenolis on  6-04-2011 06:32 PM
Quote from: maffrodisiac on  6-04-2011 05:57 PM
Quote from: kenolis on  6-04-2011 05:50 PM
Quote from: maffrodisiac on  6-04-2011 10:50 AM
Passing jejely

wait for me abeg make i wear my shoe  Cheesy

Hey Kenolis..... Wetin happen to ur big ikebed girlfriend now? Una quarrel dis one dat u removed her IKEBE as ur profile pix.  Grin Grin Grin

yes..na borrow i borrow am so my money don expire until i pay again!!! pay b4 you go Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

No wonder..... I was wondering where u were. I bin no know say u change pix. Well no worry. I'm sure u'll find another one dat will be willing to put her ikebe for u for free. Grin Grin

can you do that for me because i like ikebe so much? Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Eyah. I wish  could but my buttocks flat like frying pan. Infact I declare it now.
abeg this two guys una tire ohhh i laugh off my ass

Posted: at 13-04-2011 06:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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