HOW D GERMANS DECEIVED D ENGLISH........u gotta be smart 2 read dis! (Page 2)

Date: 08-04-2011 6:11 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Alfred
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- Amakah at 20-04-2011 04:46 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 11-04-2011 10:12 PM
first class yeye
from poster.

wer ist das?Huh? für wen hältst du dich eigentlich?
Posted: at 20-04-2011 04:46 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmagency9 at 20-04-2011 04:49 PM (11 years ago)
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@poster: What's all these rubbish? Who;re u tryin to fool here? abi u neverhear of google translate? Ur last sentence is not correct. I sure say Emejuru yeye don dey worry u. Abi stephen own follow self?

Posted: at 20-04-2011 04:49 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ogbes at 20-04-2011 04:50 PM (11 years ago)
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good one,l need someone 2 teach me GERMAN plsss
Posted: at 20-04-2011 04:50 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Amakah at 20-04-2011 05:21 PM (11 years ago)
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Ogbes, dont mind Stephen153 oh... german is sorta like english spoken wrongly! lol... its easy to learn if u are determined to learn and very interesting!
das ists ja gerade... einfach so!!! es ist kinderleicht
Posted: at 20-04-2011 05:21 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bodeniyi at 20-04-2011 06:13 PM (11 years ago)
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NICE ONE
Posted: at 20-04-2011 06:13 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 20-04-2011 06:32 PM (11 years ago)
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I PASS THIS ONE ... WAYO DON DEY ENTER RAM
Posted: at 20-04-2011 06:32 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Amakah at 20-04-2011 07:35 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Amuwajoye on  8-04-2011 06:43 PM
is dis true?i advise dem to adopt yoruba

NOTE OF CORRECTION, the last satement isnt German as u claim... just one word is..."und" which means "and"... the rest is just crap!
Posted: at 20-04-2011 07:35 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Amakah at 20-04-2011 07:37 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: logten on  8-04-2011 06:11 PM
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

 

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this news with joy.

 

Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

 

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

 

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

 

Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

 

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

 

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

 

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place....

 

 

The last sentence is a correct german language which means exactly wat u think it means.... yeah! fact!


the last statement isnt German, just one word is... 'UND' which means 'ADN'... sry for my previous post...
Posted: at 20-04-2011 07:37 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 26-04-2011 11:40 AM (11 years ago)
Wahala dey ooo
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- Amakah at 28-04-2011 09:18 AM (11 years ago)
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olodo pipo don dey confuse... chei civilization hard no be small!
Posted: at 28-04-2011 09:18 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- LukeSanders at 13-09-2021 07:17 PM (1 year ago)
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Not only the last sentence is incorrectly translated, but also some others. In general, the translation is not very accurate.
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- DavidForrester at 17-09-2021 12:58 PM (1 year ago)
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I think that inaccuracies in the translation are permissible because it was not done by professional translators. For me, the main criterion in translation and language learning is to be understood by native speakers while travelling. I recently came across an interesting blog http://musicistheheartofoursoul.com I found articles and recommendations while travelling to different countries.
Posted: at 17-09-2021 12:58 PM (1 year ago) | Newbie
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