Bed Sentence

Date: 10-04-2011 3:48 am (14 years ago) | Author: FirstLady A
- at 10-04-2011 03:48 AM (14 years ago)
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY! .....

OMO DIS ONE NA BED SENTENCE.

Posted: at 10-04-2011 03:48 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- Fashalyn at 10-04-2011 05:22 AM (14 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 10-04-2011 05:22 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 10-04-2011 09:27 AM (14 years ago)
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i gree but still funny
Posted: at 10-04-2011 09:27 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 10-04-2011 10:27 AM (14 years ago)
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oldest joke
Posted: at 10-04-2011 10:27 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 10-04-2011 02:34 PM (14 years ago)
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overposted
Posted: at 10-04-2011 02:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 10-04-2011 05:10 PM (14 years ago)
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as old as ...................
Posted: at 10-04-2011 05:10 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Propellaswaggs at 10-04-2011 06:01 PM (14 years ago)
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never seen by me. so funi.  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-04-2011 06:01 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- potofgold at 10-04-2011 06:07 PM (14 years ago)
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hmm but pb44444444444444444
Posted: at 10-04-2011 06:07 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 10-04-2011 06:28 PM (14 years ago)
more yeye,
Posted: at 10-04-2011 06:28 PM (14 years ago) |
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- olooworlay at 10-04-2011 06:34 PM (14 years ago)
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na wa 4 dat kind prison...warder no dey?
Posted: at 10-04-2011 06:34 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Fashalyn at 10-04-2011 09:11 PM (14 years ago)
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Na u wan be the warder?
Posted: at 10-04-2011 09:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- achele at 10-04-2011 10:23 PM (14 years ago)
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hy poster, i will like to be sentenced to life in ur prison. Wink
Posted: at 10-04-2011 10:23 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 10-04-2011 10:26 PM (14 years ago)
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konji dey wound dis my guy oo
Posted: at 10-04-2011 10:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- bodeniyi at 10-04-2011 11:50 PM (14 years ago)
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b4 b4
Posted: at 10-04-2011 11:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 11-04-2011 02:26 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: achele on 10-04-2011 10:23 PM
hy poster, i will like to be sentenced to life in ur prison. Wink
Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

knock ur head ooooooo
Posted: at 11-04-2011 02:26 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 11-04-2011 05:38 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 11-04-2011 05:38 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 11-04-2011 08:22 AM (14 years ago)
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old joke Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 11-04-2011 08:22 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- cocoeni at 31-05-2011 02:06 AM (13 years ago)
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l  hear
Posted: at 31-05-2011 02:06 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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