naija no dey give up

Date: 12-04-2011 8:35 pm (14 years ago) | Author: ROBERT OMOLADEY SAMUEL
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- at 12-04-2011 08:35 PM (14 years ago)
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Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new chairman for Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Ayodele, a Nigerian guy.

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asked those who do not know Java program to leave. Two thousands candidates left the room. Ayodele says to himself, 'I do not know Java but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try.

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. Two thousand left the room. Aye says to himself 'I never managed anybody but myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me? So he stays, then Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not have management diploma to leave. Five hundred people left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I left school at 15 but what have I to lose? So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croatian to leave. 498 candidates left the room. Ayodele says to himself, 'I do not speak Serb-Croatian but what do I have to lose? So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said, 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serb-Croatian, so I'd like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.


Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other candidate and says 'Wahala dey o'


The other candidate answers “O ga na wa o!”





Bill Gates “ You are both hired”


Dont you just love Nigerians. Any day, anytime, anywhere, they never give up. So dont give up, u will lose nothing by trying more.

Posted: at 12-04-2011 08:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- at 12-04-2011 09:33 PM (14 years ago)
 Undecided
Posted: at 12-04-2011 09:33 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Fashalyn at 12-04-2011 11:10 PM (14 years ago)
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mehn i love those guys!! NAIJA 4 LIFE!!
Posted: at 12-04-2011 11:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 13-04-2011 01:21 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 12-04-2011 08:39 PM
gmmmmmmmm

meaning what? is that your comment? Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 13-04-2011 01:21 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 13-04-2011 02:12 AM (14 years ago)
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ehehehe
Posted: at 13-04-2011 02:12 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 13-04-2011 02:27 AM (14 years ago)
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go na dsleep pliz
Posted: at 13-04-2011 02:27 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 13-04-2011 09:26 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 12-04-2011 09:33 PM
Undecided

person slap u? Angry Angry
Posted: at 13-04-2011 09:26 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 13-04-2011 09:27 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: kenolis on 13-04-2011 01:21 AM
Quote from: stephen153 on 12-04-2011 08:39 PM
gmmmmmmmm

meaning what? is that your comment? Cheesy Cheesy

him dey dring ogogoro Grin
Posted: at 13-04-2011 09:27 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 13-04-2011 03:25 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 13-04-2011 09:27 AM
Quote from: kenolis on 13-04-2011 01:21 AM
Quote from: stephen153 on 12-04-2011 08:39 PM
gmmmmmmmm

meaning what? is that your comment? Cheesy Cheesy

him dey dring ogogoro Grin

come drink gum join am
Posted: at 13-04-2011 03:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- jobaby7005 at 13-04-2011 03:30 PM (14 years ago)
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Hilarious!!! Tongue x
Posted: at 13-04-2011 03:30 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- jossy4reall at 13-04-2011 03:35 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: jobaby7005 on 13-04-2011 03:30 PM
Hilarious!!! Tongue x

Come who b 4 Hilary here, d poster or d joke Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 13-04-2011 03:35 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- solid_solid at 13-04-2011 03:40 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehehe that na my kind of guy ....
Posted: at 13-04-2011 03:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 13-04-2011 03:50 PM (14 years ago)
419 abi? Grin
Posted: at 13-04-2011 03:50 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Sheree at 13-04-2011 04:09 PM (14 years ago)
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@ Poster, nice one
 Grin Grin Grin Grin

naija for life Wink
Posted: at 13-04-2011 04:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 14-04-2011 01:23 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 13-04-2011 09:27 AM
Quote from: kenolis on 13-04-2011 01:21 AM
Quote from: stephen153 on 12-04-2011 08:39 PM
gmmmmmmmm

meaning what? is that your comment? Cheesy Cheesy

him dey dring ogogoro Grin

with snuff  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 14-04-2011 01:23 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 14-04-2011 03:44 AM (14 years ago)
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na you babi
Posted: at 14-04-2011 03:44 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- p_girl at 14-04-2011 03:38 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Fashalyn on 12-04-2011 11:10 PM
mehn i love those guys!! NAIJA 4 LIFE!!
i love naija...... we no fit carry last for anything na
Posted: at 14-04-2011 03:38 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- chicanorose at 14-04-2011 03:48 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one poster
NAIJA FOREVER STRONG
 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-04-2011 03:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 14-04-2011 03:55 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 14-04-2011 03:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 14-04-2011 04:16 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 14-04-2011 04:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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