THREE FOOLS.

Date: 13-04-2011 12:24 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Adejumo Habeeb
- at 13-04-2011 12:24 PM (14 years ago)
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There were three guys dat agreed to travel abroad,so one of dem suggested dat dey should travel by sea,so dey went.Guy A,said dat u knw we're all illiterate so aw are we gonna speak English wen we get to U.K.?Guy B suggested dat wen dey see any English men discussing dat dey should be listening to dem,maybe dey'll grab sumfins frm dem.Guy C said dat dats d best tin,so dey all agreed.Guy A went out to see wat's happening outside n see some white men discussing............he listened attentively n grab"3 of us",so he quickly ran to his pals n told what he learnt,Guy B,do d same.............he heard "bcos of money",so did Guy C who heard "it is better".So wen dey got to d air-port,dey all witnessed an accident,whereby dey stood nearby d corpse,immediately d police arrived an asked a question.
Who killed dis man?Guy C whispered to Guy A dat were u nt d 1st person dat 1st hear an English language?,den he answered
Guy A............3 of us
The police man is amazed'he immediately asked him day Y do u killed him?
Guy B.............becos of money
Police man.......wow!u killed him bcos of money,ok i'll take u to d station
Guy C...........it is better.

Posted: at 13-04-2011 12:24 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- dollymacy at 13-04-2011 12:36 PM (14 years ago)
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old joke, u try sha
Posted: at 13-04-2011 12:36 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 13-04-2011 12:39 PM (14 years ago)
poster you yeye,
you don ever hear where ship
dey stop for airport am sure na
you and two of your friend do that act . Grin    
Posted: at 13-04-2011 12:39 PM (14 years ago) |
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- at 13-04-2011 12:42 PM (14 years ago)
Quote from: dollymacy on 13-04-2011 12:36 PM
old joke, u try sha

see another yeye,
wetin ship and air port ,
dey do together ?mr try small Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-04-2011 12:42 PM (14 years ago) |
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- frayobkk at 13-04-2011 12:43 PM (14 years ago)
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PB4

Posted: at 13-04-2011 12:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 13-04-2011 02:54 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 13-04-2011 12:39 PM
poster you yeye,
you don ever hear where ship
dey stop for airport am sure na
you and two of your friend do that act . Grin    

Abeg tell him dat in capital letters Grin Grin

Posted: at 13-04-2011 02:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- lanudja at 13-04-2011 02:57 PM (14 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Grin
Posted: at 13-04-2011 02:57 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 24-04-2011 07:27 PM (14 years ago)
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@poster na for airport ship dey park
abi na for ship airport dey?
abeg tell me

Posted: at 24-04-2011 07:27 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 24-04-2011 07:58 PM (14 years ago)
hehehehe
Posted: at 24-04-2011 07:58 PM (14 years ago) |
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- at 25-04-2011 12:20 AM (14 years ago)
 Cheesy
Posted: at 25-04-2011 12:20 AM (14 years ago) |
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- at 25-04-2011 04:19 PM (14 years ago)
 Tongue
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