Engine Failure

Date: 13-04-2011 8:37 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
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An airliner is flying accross country, when the pilot comes on the PA to announce, "we have some bad news. One of the engines just failed and as a result, we will be delayed by 30 minutes."

    A bit later, the pilot returns, "we have some more bad news. Another engine just failed, and we will be delayed an additional hour."

    Another bit later, "Sorry folks, more bad news. A third engine just failed, and so, since we will be running only on the one remaining engine, the flight will be delayed by another two hours."

    At this point, a disgruntled passenger turns to his neighbor and says, "I sure hope that last engine keeps working or else we'll be up here all night!"

Posted: at 13-04-2011 08:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jaolab at 13-04-2011 08:46 PM (14 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 13-04-2011 08:46 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Omilim at 13-04-2011 11:14 PM (14 years ago)
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paaaaaaasing
Posted: at 13-04-2011 11:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 13-04-2011 11:19 PM (14 years ago)
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that passenger na correct ode!!!
Posted: at 13-04-2011 11:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 14-04-2011 06:17 PM (14 years ago)
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Mumu of the highest order
Posted: at 14-04-2011 06:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 14-04-2011 10:37 PM (14 years ago)
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ee be like say that passenger dey dream for him sleep  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-04-2011 10:37 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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