Life Sentence

Date: 14-04-2011 4:57 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Phemmy
- at 14-04-2011 04:57 PM (14 years ago)
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A new bride said to her husband: ' honey, U know am a virgin, pls explain sex to me.
The husband said 'ok darling, lets call Ur private thing a prison & mine a prisoner. So U see, its just putting d prisoner in a prison.
They had their 1st sex and d husband was happy. The bride who is enjoying d experience said ' honey d prisoner has excape'. 'ok, let imprison him again, said d man'.
After d 2nd round d man reached 4 his cigarette but d bride said 'honey, d prisoner is out again. The man rised up to d challenge again. After 3 more rounds d man was tired but d bride said again 'honey, I cant find d prisoner'. D man with his last energy rised up to d challenge again. Feeling completely exhausted, d man turned to sleep but d bride said 'darling d prisoner is out again now' and d man yelled back at her 'IT'S NOT A LIFE SENTENCE, OKAY!!!'

Posted: at 14-04-2011 04:57 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- MacDaniel at 14-04-2011 05:04 PM (14 years ago)
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lol the bride na warder Grin
Posted: at 14-04-2011 05:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 14-04-2011 05:15 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4 b4 b4 b4
Posted: at 14-04-2011 05:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 14-04-2011 06:19 PM (14 years ago)
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E don tey wey dem don dey post dis joke naa Huh?
Posted: at 14-04-2011 06:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 14-04-2011 06:26 PM (14 years ago)
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pb44444444444
Posted: at 14-04-2011 06:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cashmia at 14-04-2011 06:51 PM (14 years ago)
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WHICH KIND JOK B THIS...........NA WAOOOO
Posted: at 14-04-2011 06:51 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 14-04-2011 09:54 PM (14 years ago)
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this joke don tey for here nah......
ee don tey. Angry Angry
Posted: at 14-04-2011 09:54 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- solid_solid at 15-04-2011 11:33 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: MacDaniel on 14-04-2011 05:04 PM
lol the bride na warder Grin
Posted: at 15-04-2011 11:33 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jjdogara at 15-04-2011 02:32 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 15-04-2011 02:32 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lanudja at 15-04-2011 03:26 PM (14 years ago)
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N d joke dey make u cry & laf at d same time Huh?
Posted: at 15-04-2011 03:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- solid_solid at 15-04-2011 04:08 PM (14 years ago)
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i pass
Posted: at 15-04-2011 04:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 15-04-2011 04:19 PM (14 years ago)
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pb8
Posted: at 15-04-2011 04:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 16-04-2011 11:14 PM (14 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 16-04-2011 11:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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