pope sickness.

Date: 21-04-2011 2:43 pm (14 years ago) | Author: emeka prince joe
- at 21-04-2011 02:43 PM (14 years ago)
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A drunken man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?" "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and contempt for your fellow man." "Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

Posted: at 21-04-2011 02:43 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- Sheree at 21-04-2011 03:29 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin

next time the priest should think before he talks
Posted: at 21-04-2011 03:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyi4luv2010 at 21-04-2011 03:36 PM (14 years ago)
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A lamp that could not view its own buttock
Posted: at 21-04-2011 03:36 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 21-04-2011 04:13 PM (14 years ago)
Pb4
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- Omilim at 21-04-2011 10:47 PM (14 years ago)
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kikikikiki Grin

Posted: at 21-04-2011 10:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 23-04-2011 11:04 AM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 23-04-2011 11:04 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 23-04-2011 11:11 AM (14 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 23-04-2011 11:11 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 23-04-2011 01:35 PM (14 years ago)
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i posted dis joke b4
Posted: at 23-04-2011 01:35 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- at 23-04-2011 09:00 PM (14 years ago)
you con be older beans
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