Safe Smoking

Date: 30-11-2008 9:20 am (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 30-11-2008 09:20 AM (15 years ago)
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One day two old ladies were standing outside the nursing home casually having a smoke. After being outside for a while it started to rain on them. Suddenly, one of the ladies took out a condom, cut off the tip, and slipped it over her cigarette.
The other lady asked, "What's that for?"

The first replied, "It's to keep my cigarette dry when I'm outside smoking and it starts to rain."

The second lady said, "That's a pretty crafty idea."

The following day the old lady went to the drugstore to get some condoms. She walked in and told the clerk, "I'd like some condoms please."

The clerk looked at the old lady, rather baffled at why she would need condoms. However, he asked, "What brand would you like, Madam?"

The old lady smiled and replied, "I don't care what brand you give me, as long as it fits a Camel." Shocked Shocked

 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 30-11-2008 09:20 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Toks-E at 2-12-2008 02:48 AM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 2-12-2008 02:48 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rezimero at 2-12-2008 10:34 AM (15 years ago)
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this na joke for oyibo people Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 2-12-2008 10:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 2-12-2008 11:44 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  2-12-2008 10:34 AM
this na joke for oyibo people Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

Rezi, wetin you mean? African  Roll Eyes no dey smoke?
Posted: at 2-12-2008 11:44 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 2-12-2008 12:19 PM (15 years ago)
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na benson, st morris, target, etc we dey smoke. no be camel. camel brand of cigar no dey naija
Posted: at 2-12-2008 12:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 2-12-2008 01:02 PM (15 years ago)
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cigar na cigar, so far condom go cover am , the joke mention camel bcos camel is an animal..... rezi, wey ya sense of humour now???   Grin
Posted: at 2-12-2008 01:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 2-12-2008 03:16 PM (15 years ago)
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Kido why u like spoil things like dis... Ur mouth no talk abt cigar... Na d condom inside capture ur mind...
Posted: at 2-12-2008 03:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Grtmimshak at 2-12-2008 03:36 PM (15 years ago)
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Hmm i fear one day condom will finish and cigarettes will protest and riot one day....cos condom no suppose fit covver cigarettes can u tell me how large the cigarette is that could make condom protect in raining sheaon hun?
Posted: at 2-12-2008 03:36 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 2-12-2008 03:41 PM (15 years ago)
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Bros see ur question...
Posted: at 2-12-2008 03:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Grtmimshak at 2-12-2008 03:43 PM (15 years ago)
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naija pals cos mistake inside com join internet an keyboard typing error...hey no trespass oh..
Posted: at 2-12-2008 03:43 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 2-12-2008 03:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Na dis wan carry error pass sef... Na real wah for ur keyboard ooh...
Posted: at 2-12-2008 03:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 2-12-2008 07:44 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Grtmimshak on  2-12-2008 03:43 PM
naija pals cos mistake inside com join internet an keyboard typing error...hey no trespass oh..
Bros, you and your keyboard who no well?
Posted: at 2-12-2008 07:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lylawal at 2-12-2008 07:52 PM (15 years ago)
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funny... LOL!
Posted: at 2-12-2008 07:52 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 3-12-2008 10:26 AM (15 years ago)
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Rezi leave bros... E like to dey speak in tongues well well...
Posted: at 3-12-2008 10:26 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- macgreat at 3-12-2008 10:36 AM (15 years ago)
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Buho ho ho
Posted: at 3-12-2008 10:36 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Maddux at 3-12-2008 12:02 PM (15 years ago)
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thats very good. keep it up
Posted: at 3-12-2008 12:02 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 3-12-2008 12:32 PM (15 years ago)
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Wetin good d joke or d cigar and condoms???
Posted: at 3-12-2008 12:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 13-12-2008 04:27 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Maddux on  3-12-2008 12:02 PM
thats very good. keep it up

MADUX THANK YOU!!
Posted: at 13-12-2008 04:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmie at 16-12-2008 01:45 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 16-12-2008 01:45 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- gardner at 16-12-2008 02:39 PM (15 years ago)
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silent
Posted: at 16-12-2008 02:39 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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