THE GOSPEL IN PIDGIN. (Page 7)

Date: 29-04-2011 4:41 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Isaiah Diadem
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- Deffney at 6-05-2011 06:45 PM (14 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

see ur way Grin
Posted: at 6-05-2011 06:45 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 6-05-2011 07:37 PM (14 years ago)
wrong way  Smiley
Posted: at 6-05-2011 07:37 PM (14 years ago) |
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- richy_ex at 6-05-2011 08:12 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: kenolis on  5-05-2011 02:08 AM
Quote from: richy_ex on  4-05-2011 06:58 PM
because it is big

i will use it and course you to madness Cheesy Cheesy
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hmm i don pass tey tey
Posted: at 6-05-2011 08:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gumgumgum at 6-05-2011 11:10 PM (14 years ago)
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Sista jj abi na bro j.....i will lyk u to apply 4 synagogue choch of all nation 4 assistance too 4 post of apohemie
Posted: at 6-05-2011 11:10 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- kenolis at 6-05-2011 11:47 PM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 6-05-2011 11:47 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- superbabess at 8-05-2011 10:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: thechangeicon on 29-04-2011 04:41 PM

 
Reinhard Bonke came to Okuokoko village in Delta state for a convention. He mounted the podium and started preaching the gospel. Barely 10 minutes into the sermon, he noticed that the congregation was not catching up seriously. He called on the nearest man(Akpomiemie) and asked him why they were looking blank. Akpomiemie answered “sir, dem no understand your big English".  Reinhard Bonke thought for a moment and then asked Akpomiemie for assistance. This is what ensued: 
                 
Reinhard Bonke: "As it is written in the bible".
Akpomiemie: "As dem yarn for bible side".
 
Reinhard Bonke: "Jesus entered the boat with his disciples".
Akpomiemie: "Na im Jesus fall inside canoe with him palles"
 
Reinhard Bonke: "As the boat was sailing there was a great storm"
Akpomiemie: " As the canoe dey remove na im yawa come gas"
 
Reinhard Bonke: " the storm was so great that it was like a whirl wind".                       
Akpomiemie: "the yawa na die so tay kasala burst enter".   
 
Reinhard Bonke: " the disciples became so afraid and they shouted master master"
Akpomiemie: "na im liver drop him palles, dem begin hala bros eh, bros eh".     
                     
Reinhard Bonke: " Jesus got up and calmed down the wind"
Akpomiemie: "Na im Jesus rise up come arrange the yawa".
 
Reinhard Bonke: " He turned to his disciples and said, 'oh ye men of little faith'".               
Akpomiemie: “Na so Jesus look him palles, shake him head say 'UNA FALL MY HAND' ".     
 
Reinhard Bonke: “the disciples replied and said what manner of man is this?               
 Akpomiemie: him palles come hala say sho... 'Bro J, which levels? , YOU BE WINSH!!
loooooolz  i don dey read comment since no one make me laugh like this my guy u 3 much.
Posted: at 8-05-2011 10:43 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- jeffrey4u at 8-05-2011 11:58 PM (14 years ago)
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gud
Posted: at 8-05-2011 11:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 9-05-2011 12:01 AM (14 years ago)
boo Undecided
Posted: at 9-05-2011 12:01 AM (14 years ago) |
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- kenolis at 9-05-2011 01:38 AM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 9-05-2011 01:38 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- at 9-05-2011 03:15 PM (13 years ago)
boo Undecided
Posted: at 9-05-2011 03:15 PM (13 years ago) |
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- kenolis at 10-05-2011 12:16 AM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 10-05-2011 12:16 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- richy_ex at 10-05-2011 04:26 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: superbabess on  8-05-2011 10:43 PM
Quote from: thechangeicon on 29-04-2011 04:41 PM

 
Reinhard Bonke came to Okuokoko village in Delta state for a convention. He mounted the podium and started preaching the gospel. Barely 10 minutes into the sermon, he noticed that the congregation was not catching up seriously. He called on the nearest man(Akpomiemie) and asked him why they were looking blank. Akpomiemie answered “sir, dem no understand your big English".  Reinhard Bonke thought for a moment and then asked Akpomiemie for assistance. This is what ensued: 
                 
Reinhard Bonke: "As it is written in the bible".
Akpomiemie: "As dem yarn for bible side".
 
Reinhard Bonke: "Jesus entered the boat with his disciples".
Akpomiemie: "Na im Jesus fall inside canoe with him palles"
 
Reinhard Bonke: "As the boat was sailing there was a great storm"
Akpomiemie: " As the canoe dey remove na im yawa come gas"
 
Reinhard Bonke: " the storm was so great that it was like a whirl wind".                       
Akpomiemie: "the yawa na die so tay kasala burst enter".   
 
Reinhard Bonke: " the disciples became so afraid and they shouted master master"
Akpomiemie: "na im liver drop him palles, dem begin hala bros eh, bros eh".     
                     
Reinhard Bonke: " Jesus got up and calmed down the wind"
Akpomiemie: "Na im Jesus rise up come arrange the yawa".
 
Reinhard Bonke: " He turned to his disciples and said, 'oh ye men of little faith'".               
Akpomiemie: “Na so Jesus look him palles, shake him head say 'UNA FALL MY HAND' ".     
 
Reinhard Bonke: “the disciples replied and said what manner of man is this?               
 Akpomiemie: him palles come hala say sho... 'Bro J, which levels? , YOU BE WINSH!!
loooooolz  i don dey read comment since no one make me laugh like this my guy u 3 much.
CORRECT
Posted: at 10-05-2011 04:26 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 10-05-2011 05:36 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 10-05-2011 05:36 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- khangkernitz at 11-05-2011 01:56 PM (13 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 11-05-2011 01:56 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- prof96 at 11-05-2011 02:21 PM (13 years ago)
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na u carry first jare, kip it up
Posted: at 11-05-2011 02:21 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 11-05-2011 02:41 PM (13 years ago)
And you don carry last ,
so keep it down  Cheesy
Posted: at 11-05-2011 02:41 PM (13 years ago) |
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- at 11-05-2011 02:47 PM (13 years ago)
him no dey hear ram,
make you tell ram again.
Posted: at 11-05-2011 02:47 PM (13 years ago) |
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- prof96 at 11-05-2011 02:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Dese 2 winsh una don reach hia again?
Posted: at 11-05-2011 02:47 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 11-05-2011 02:50 PM (13 years ago)
kai kia guy how you take stagger enter
here ?
Posted: at 11-05-2011 02:50 PM (13 years ago) |
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- prof96 at 11-05-2011 03:05 PM (13 years ago)
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make i lock my door, i dey go club. Carry on buh i go hia everything wey u do wen i return
Posted: at 11-05-2011 03:05 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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