Funny Definitions (Page 2)

Date: 02-12-2008 5:52 pm (16 years ago) | Author: George Okoji Ukeje
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- orezo at 4-12-2008 02:05 PM (16 years ago)
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Huhuhuhuh... Wetin do im head na...
Posted: at 4-12-2008 02:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 9jakrazy at 5-12-2008 01:09 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: gardner on  4-12-2008 11:51 AM
9jakrazy pls go and find something better to do with ur life or tell dguy to open a dictionary blog oya go ur time is up.
How una expect the gardner head to look like? E suppose be like mower! Abi no be so?
Posted: at 5-12-2008 01:09 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- corah2 at 5-12-2008 03:00 PM (16 years ago)
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Baba rezi, u wey 4 solve mata dey put salt 4 da injury

u won kil person
Posted: at 5-12-2008 03:00 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 5-12-2008 04:33 PM (16 years ago)
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na wetin i see, i talk oh
Posted: at 5-12-2008 04:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 19-12-2008 02:56 PM (16 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 19-12-2008 02:56 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 19-12-2008 07:34 PM (16 years ago)
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wait for me
Posted: at 19-12-2008 07:34 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 19-12-2008 11:05 PM (16 years ago)
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why?
Posted: at 19-12-2008 11:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 20-12-2008 01:42 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on  4-12-2008 11:20 AM
Quote from: Toks-E on  2-12-2008 08:06 PM
na wa oh.......newbies sef dey fight.......wetin d guyz go do?Huh???


toks, na wa ooooo,... na ya face be this? wetin i dey see so? na lip abi ponmo... ( leather ) toks.. aba .. why you come vex put leather for mouth now? anyway we go encourage you so that snoop doggy dog ( rezi ) sef go take cue from you .... sorry ooo,  Grin Grin

wat ar u talking bout?Huh??........wat leather d' u mean?Huh??
Posted: at 20-12-2008 01:42 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- fisi at 20-12-2008 08:31 PM (16 years ago)
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Housewife: A residential prostitute with only one costumer
Posted: at 20-12-2008 08:31 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- meczytimber at 21-12-2008 06:16 AM (16 years ago)
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this topic take style sweet o but people way no get enuff time for cafe dey vex,
abeg if u no get plenty time and topics vex u, just go another topic abeg. c my knee dey for ground,

fisi u funny o. na ur own funny pass
abeg make una continue the definition
one love
Posted: at 21-12-2008 06:16 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 21-12-2008 12:51 PM (16 years ago)
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meaningless...
Posted: at 21-12-2008 12:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pires07 at 21-12-2008 01:04 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: meczytimber on 21-12-2008 06:16 AM
this topic take style sweet o but people way no get enuff time for cafe dey vex,
abeg if u no get plenty time and topics vex u, just go another topic abeg. c my knee dey for ground,

fisi u funny o. na ur own funny pass
abeg make una continue the definition
one love
lol, shebi dis topic they waste thier small time, why dem no go vex. funny post
Posted: at 21-12-2008 01:04 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 21-12-2008 05:18 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: fisi on 20-12-2008 08:31 PM
Housewife: A residential prostitute with only one costumer
so your wife na prostitute abi? see im wowo face. i wonder who born you sef Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 21-12-2008 05:18 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 21-12-2008 05:36 PM (16 years ago)
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Etc:  A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.\

ETERNITY: The last two minutes of a football game.

EXPERIENCE : The name men give to their mistakes.

FABLE:  A story told by a teenager arriving home after curfew.

ADULT:  A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.

ANTIQUE:  An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of,  and you're buying again

BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning.

CHICKENS:  The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

CLASSIC:  A book which people praise, but do not read.

DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

DIVORCE:  Future tense of marriage.

FANCY RESTAURANT:  One that serves cold soup on purpose.

FATHER:  A banker provided by nature.

HEARSAY:  What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

IMPREGNABLE:  A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

INFLATION:  Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

PHILOSOPHER:  A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Posted: at 21-12-2008 05:36 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- baloo at 21-12-2008 10:21 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 21-12-2008 05:36 PM
Etc:  A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.\

ETERNITY: The last two minutes of a football game.

EXPERIENCE : The name men give to their mistakes.

FABLE:  A story told by a teenager arriving home after curfew.

ADULT:  A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.

ANTIQUE:  An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of,  and you're buying again

BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning.

CHICKENS:  The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

CLASSIC:  A book which people praise, but do not read.

DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

DIVORCE:  Future tense of marriage.

FANCY RESTAURANT:  One that serves cold soup on purpose.

FATHER:  A banker provided by nature.

HEARSAY:  What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

IMPREGNABLE:  A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

INFLATION:  Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

PHILOSOPHER:  A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

u try small
more plss
Posted: at 21-12-2008 10:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 22-12-2008 12:37 AM (16 years ago)
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brb
Posted: at 22-12-2008 12:37 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chile34 at 22-12-2008 01:58 AM (16 years ago)
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 rustication means leaving sumbody inside water so dat he will rust to death

Posted: at 22-12-2008 01:58 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- segxi at 22-12-2008 02:19 AM (16 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 22-12-2008 02:19 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Phil2 at 22-12-2008 08:43 AM (16 years ago)
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adultery....adult  Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin  Grin
Posted: at 22-12-2008 08:43 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- CHRISTMARTINS at 22-12-2008 05:01 PM (16 years ago)
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Now I am a full member so I need friends from all parts of the world
Posted: at 22-12-2008 05:01 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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