Funny Definitions

Date: 02-12-2008 5:52 pm (16 years ago) | Author: George Okoji Ukeje
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- at 2-12-2008 05:52 PM (16 years ago)
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Lets have some funny definitions here. Eg. FORNICATION: the act of doing something funny

Posted: at 2-12-2008 05:52 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- fattony at 2-12-2008 06:44 PM (16 years ago)
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go sleep the  act of sleeping..i b think say u wan talk beta think sef....
Posted: at 2-12-2008 06:44 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- lylawal at 2-12-2008 07:31 PM (16 years ago)
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PILLAR: (1.) The machine for making pills
            (2.) The machine for pilling off skin or any membrane

DIVORCE: (1.) Diving with force (N it seems to be true!)

lol....! Hope I try small...
Posted: at 2-12-2008 07:31 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- fattony at 2-12-2008 07:34 PM (16 years ago)
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this na for joke and joke alone if you want to learn the mean of words please go to school...i'm here to laugh not crack my head with big grammar
Posted: at 2-12-2008 07:34 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- 9jakrazy at 2-12-2008 07:49 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: fattony on  2-12-2008 07:34 PM
this na for joke and joke alone if you want to learn the mean of words please go to school...i'm here to laugh not crack my head with big grammar
You're cracking your head? What a pity! That's NEUROTIC: that's when you know that 1 and 1=2, but then it just bothers you. Just enjoy other posts if you can't come up with one.
Posted: at 2-12-2008 07:49 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 9jakrazy at 2-12-2008 07:49 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: fattony on  2-12-2008 07:34 PM
this na for joke and joke alone if you want to learn the mean of words please go to school...i'm here to laugh not crack my head with big grammar
You're cracking your head? What a pity! That's NEUROTIC: that's when you know that 1 and 1=2, but then it just bothers you. Just enjoy other posts if you can't come up with one.
Posted: at 2-12-2008 07:49 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lylawal at 2-12-2008 07:56 PM (16 years ago)
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PS: FATtony (Ur name says it all), U R as dry as a sea shell in the Desert. If U have no sense of humour... Pls stop to de warm the chair for the free internet we U get for ur friend cafe N comot.
LOL!
Posted: at 2-12-2008 07:56 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toks-E at 2-12-2008 08:06 PM (16 years ago)
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na wa oh.......newbies sef dey fight.......wetin d guyz go do?Huh???
Posted: at 2-12-2008 08:06 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 9jakrazy at 2-12-2008 08:25 PM (16 years ago)
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Na wa-o, Toks. Imagine-o! That's PSYCHOTIC: when they've started thinking that 1 and 1=4.  Lol
Posted: at 2-12-2008 08:25 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 2-12-2008 09:01 PM (16 years ago)
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PAPA don show. wetin be the problem here. make una tell me make i solve am Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-12-2008 09:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 3-12-2008 01:00 PM (16 years ago)
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Baba Rezi d problem solver... Their wahala tire me ooh...
Posted: at 3-12-2008 01:00 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wowolarry at 3-12-2008 01:07 PM (16 years ago)
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I just join naijapal but i get one problem-i too dey talk truth if i see am,abeg wetin this joke mean.Face it,ure dry 9jakrazy.Post a blog or something,comedy aint 4 u.OK? Undecided
Posted: at 3-12-2008 01:07 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- 9jakrazy at 3-12-2008 09:37 PM (16 years ago)
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Ok, I get it! After only 3 posts on NP you're already the webmaster! I pity Dguy. Anyway, my attempt at creating multiple jokes may be odd, but your poor sense of humour is quite peculiar!
Posted: at 3-12-2008 09:37 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 4-12-2008 08:48 AM (16 years ago)
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Chie... Make una no fit ooh... Or else i go call mopol...LOL
Posted: at 4-12-2008 08:48 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 4-12-2008 11:04 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: 9jakrazy on  3-12-2008 09:37 PM
Ok, I get it! After only 3 posts on NP you're already the webmaster! I pity Dguy. Anyway, my attempt at creating multiple jokes may be odd, but your poor sense of humour is quite peculiar!
9jakrazy, abeg take am easy. na only one person get all these many many curse?
Posted: at 4-12-2008 11:04 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 4-12-2008 11:20 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on  2-12-2008 08:06 PM
na wa oh.......newbies sef dey fight.......wetin d guyz go do?Huh???


toks, na wa ooooo,... na ya face be this? wetin i dey see so? na lip abi ponmo... ( leather ) toks.. aba .. why you come vex put leather for mouth now? anyway we go encourage you so that snoop doggy dog ( rezi ) sef go take cue from you .... sorry ooo,  Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-12-2008 11:20 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 4-12-2008 11:24 AM (16 years ago)
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Kido... No go let ur mouth put u for wahala oooh... Aw u go say e mouth be like leather???
Posted: at 4-12-2008 11:24 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gardner at 4-12-2008 11:51 AM (16 years ago)
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9jakrazy pls go and find something better to do with ur life or tell dguy to open a dictionary blog oya go ur time is up.
Posted: at 4-12-2008 11:51 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 4-12-2008 12:14 PM (16 years ago)
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Gardener... Na so u like to send pple maeesage... U harsh ooh...
Posted: at 4-12-2008 12:14 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 4-12-2008 12:50 PM (16 years ago)
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you no see the way gardner head be?
Posted: at 4-12-2008 12:50 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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