Ndi Igbo..lol

Date: 08-05-2011 11:47 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Mary Claret
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- at 8-05-2011 11:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Ebuka told his Oga at the shop to please wait at the gate and pick him up after his WAEC Commerce exam at the Commercial Secondary school where he was registered.

He was given Commerce Exam question paper and the only question he could answer was question number 3 and it says: "Differentiate between a Warehouse and a Shop.''(20marks)

After much thinking he smiled and wrote his answer: Warehouse is at Ojota while shop is at Alaba. Then he submitted his paper and went to meet his Oga at the gate.

Oga: Ebuka, how far? How e be?

Ebuka: E dey so simple Oga. Question number three say make we differentiate between a warehouse & a Shop.

Oga: Hen-hen...wetin U come write?

Ebuka: Hmmm... I write say "warehouse dey for Ojota&say shop dey for Alaba.

Oga: So na d only thing wey u write be dat?

Ebuka: Yes Oga .

Oga: Chineke.!!! U dey craze? Common go back & put the phone numbers & our complete address... Stupid boy!!! Na so dem take dey get customers?...

Posted: at 8-05-2011 11:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- at 8-05-2011 11:50 PM (14 years ago)
cheii original pb4
Posted: at 8-05-2011 11:50 PM (14 years ago) |
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- brightossy at 9-05-2011 12:49 AM (14 years ago)
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Madam poster u no well at all
Posted: at 9-05-2011 12:49 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 9-05-2011 08:46 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 9-05-2011 08:46 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 9-05-2011 11:59 AM (13 years ago)
yes pb4
Posted: at 9-05-2011 11:59 AM (13 years ago) |
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- beulahokorie at 9-05-2011 01:23 PM (13 years ago)
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Why are all of u guys casting the poster, pls let her be, or do u want to tell me dat u've never posted wat someone have posted b4
Posted: at 9-05-2011 01:23 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chicanorose at 9-05-2011 01:25 PM (13 years ago)
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poster n o mind them whether na pb100, the joke still funny very well
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-05-2011 01:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- beulahokorie at 9-05-2011 01:30 PM (13 years ago)
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Why are all of u guys casting the poster, pls let her be, or do u want to tell me dat u've never posted wat someone have posted b4
Posted: at 9-05-2011 01:30 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 9-05-2011 01:33 PM (13 years ago)
this your statement na pb4
Posted: at 9-05-2011 01:33 PM (13 years ago) |
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- solid_solid at 9-05-2011 01:39 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
the joke sweet well well ....
abeg poster can u email me ur phone no ...
ur really funny
Posted: at 9-05-2011 01:39 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 9-05-2011 01:54 PM (13 years ago)
this  is her phone number,
+2340-yeye-solid
Posted: at 9-05-2011 01:54 PM (13 years ago) |
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- chicanorose at 9-05-2011 01:57 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
and dat one thing will lead to something
Posted: at 9-05-2011 01:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- beulahokorie at 9-05-2011 02:01 PM (13 years ago)
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this your statement na pb4

We already know dat dis as ur language, so can u say something new
Posted: at 9-05-2011 02:01 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 9-05-2011 02:08 PM (13 years ago)
Huh you dey ask me?
anyway i don't understand your post .
Posted: at 9-05-2011 02:08 PM (13 years ago) |
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- beulahokorie at 9-05-2011 02:24 PM (13 years ago)
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Who cares if u understand it or not
Posted: at 9-05-2011 02:24 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- solid_solid at 9-05-2011 02:29 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on  9-05-2011 01:54 PM
this  is her phone number,
+2340-yeye-solid

yeye na u be her personnel assistant  abi?
Posted: at 9-05-2011 02:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 9-05-2011 02:38 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-05-2011 02:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 9-05-2011 03:02 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy
Posted: at 9-05-2011 03:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 9-05-2011 03:02 PM (13 years ago)
 Tongue
Posted: at 9-05-2011 03:02 PM (13 years ago) |
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- at 9-05-2011 03:04 PM (13 years ago)
Quote from: beulahokorie on  9-05-2011 02:24 PM
Who cares if u understand it or not

i don't even want to understand your yeye talk ,
so nobody care not even me .
Posted: at 9-05-2011 03:04 PM (13 years ago) |
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