Apology letter

Date: 04-12-2008 11:06 am (16 years ago) | Author: Onyinye Ogbonna
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- at 4-12-2008 11:06 AM (16 years ago)
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A School Master from a remote rural area in one of these non-english speaking countries
was transferred to a new School in another state.
He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining.
Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing...

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Deer sur,
 
If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker.
 
This is my fist vijit to this staet. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly,
but for the following region, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment.
 
I tolded I has head ache problem due to migration. Still the clerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun.

I putted a complain on station masterji.
He said I to go to the lady clerk.
 
At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun.
 
Anyway I thanked the station master also because he was phully responsible for getting birth of my sun.
 
Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life.
 
I hope u will look into explain my hole story after,and late me joint first.
 
I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter for your responsement.
 
May God blast you!"
 

Yours awfully,
Sadiq

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 4-12-2008 11:06 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- orezo at 4-12-2008 11:43 AM (16 years ago)
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Hehehuhaha... Make sadiq just go back to im country bcos he no go fit get d job... Funny one...
Posted: at 4-12-2008 11:43 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 4-12-2008 01:17 PM (16 years ago)
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hahahaa ... orezo if e go back na u go replace am?... in the land of the blind one eyed man na thier king na...
Posted: at 4-12-2008 01:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 4-12-2008 01:46 PM (16 years ago)
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No b lie na... E just no qaualify at all...

But i hear sey in d land of the headless na who get neck dey wear face cap... Na true...
Posted: at 4-12-2008 01:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 4-12-2008 02:32 PM (16 years ago)
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Abi sadiq come from gambia?.... he go get the job.... Grin
Posted: at 4-12-2008 02:32 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 4-12-2008 02:41 PM (16 years ago)
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Kido... wetin u dey talk... Aw e wan take get d job with dat kind letter... U sure sey u read d joke sef???
Posted: at 4-12-2008 02:41 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 4-12-2008 09:22 PM (16 years ago)
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orezo u suppose know say sadiq na kido teacher na. so e know every.
Posted: at 4-12-2008 09:22 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 4-12-2008 11:25 PM (16 years ago)
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at all at all na im bad pass
Posted: at 4-12-2008 11:25 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- wowolarry at 4-12-2008 11:48 PM (16 years ago)
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Real funny Grin
Posted: at 4-12-2008 11:48 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toks-E at 5-12-2008 02:01 AM (16 years ago)
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onyinye....gini bu this tin e na post n'eba





e chori gbualam madu n'eba Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?




no be small tin  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-12-2008 02:01 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- orezo at 5-12-2008 09:02 AM (16 years ago)
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Rezi... No b lie ooh... No wonder kido dey support am...
Posted: at 5-12-2008 09:02 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 5-12-2008 10:24 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on  5-12-2008 02:01 AM
onyinye....gini bu this tin e na post n'eba





e chori gbualam madu n'eba Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?




no be small tin  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
toks you tells us say this na language forum na Grin Grin Grin
but we need interpretation.
Posted: at 5-12-2008 10:24 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 5-12-2008 02:44 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  5-12-2008 10:24 AM
Quote from: Toks-E on  5-12-2008 02:01 AM
onyinye....gini bu this tin e na post n'eba





e chori gbualam madu n'eba Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?




no be small tin  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
toks you tells us say this na language forum na Grin Grin Grin
but we need interpretation.

onyinye fit inteprete am

Posted: at 5-12-2008 02:44 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- HOCKIESS at 5-12-2008 02:47 PM (16 years ago)
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DOO YOU MAKE SENSE
Posted: at 5-12-2008 02:47 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 5-12-2008 03:36 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: HOCKIESS on  5-12-2008 02:47 PM
DOO YOU MAKE SENSE

who ar u refering to?Huh?
Posted: at 5-12-2008 03:36 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- orezo at 5-12-2008 03:40 PM (16 years ago)
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Only God know...
Posted: at 5-12-2008 03:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 5-12-2008 04:10 PM (16 years ago)
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yes oh. only GOD knows
Posted: at 5-12-2008 04:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 5-12-2008 04:17 PM (16 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 5-12-2008 04:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 6-12-2008 07:28 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on  5-12-2008 02:01 AM
onyinye....gini bu this tin e na post n'eba


e chori gbualam madu n'eba Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?


no be small tin  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

nwanne madu ifuru d tin? ... na so i see am oh ... Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-12-2008 07:28 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 6-12-2008 07:31 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: HOCKIESS on  5-12-2008 02:47 PM
DOO YOU MAKE SENSE

is dis suppose to be a question or a phrase?  Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 6-12-2008 07:31 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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