LITTLE AKPOSAA

Date: 04-12-2008 4:21 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Cyntygal
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- at 4-12-2008 04:21 PM (16 years ago)
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little Akposaa, at his age of 5 (five years) still dey suck em mama Bosom .

na wa oh neighbors come dey complain say which kind  boy be dis na,

NEIGHBOURS: Madam stop Bosom feeding dis boy now, abi na witch pikin be dis.

MAMA AKPOSAA: una no say na last born, i no fit stop na em go stop by em self.

one day Papa Akposaa come ves, e come say today today i must kill dis boy whether na send them send you come meet me and my wife.

PAPA AKPOSAA: i must kill you today and if ur mama no wan stop u Bosom  i go kill both of una join.

AKPOSAA:         why all of una dey querrl me say make i stop Bosom , even this my papa wey dey here   (pointing at his father) still dey suck Bosom  na me wey still be small boy no go suck.

WETIN SEF UNA CHOP WITCH, sofar my papa still dey suck, me too no go stop lailai.       

Posted: at 4-12-2008 04:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- orezo at 4-12-2008 04:37 PM (16 years ago)
(m)
Hehehe... Kenny wetin u go chop for village when make u dey funny like dis 2day na... U try ooh... I don laff sotey i start to imagine aw d papa go feel when d pikin cast im dirty pant for outside warh... Funny indeed... u try...
Posted: at 4-12-2008 04:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennycynth at 4-12-2008 04:46 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on  4-12-2008 04:37 PM
Hehehe... Kenny wetin u go chop for village when make u dey funny like dis 2day na... U try ooh... I don laff sotey i start to imagine aw d papa go feel when d pikin cast im dirty pant for outside warh... Funny indeed... u try...

ah orezooooh,
e bi like say i don start to dey like you oh, for all dis praise wey you de give me so.
my head don dey big pass ZUMA ROCK
Posted: at 4-12-2008 04:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 4-12-2008 05:24 PM (16 years ago)
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No let am too big ooh... Cuz i no dey like Big Heads...
Posted: at 4-12-2008 05:24 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 4-12-2008 05:28 PM (16 years ago)
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well don my guy
Posted: at 4-12-2008 05:28 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 4-12-2008 05:31 PM (16 years ago)
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sorry, i no know say na chick u be
Posted: at 4-12-2008 05:31 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- luvlykristie at 4-12-2008 05:38 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: dinho4lyf on  4-12-2008 05:31 PM
sorry, i no know say na chick u be

 Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy wetin u come mean na? she be like guy for your eye?
Posted: at 4-12-2008 05:38 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- corah2 at 4-12-2008 05:51 PM (16 years ago)
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g.........r.................e................a......................t
Posted: at 4-12-2008 05:51 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 4-12-2008 07:34 PM (16 years ago)
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this is one nice, funny and lovely joke............. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-12-2008 07:34 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rezimero at 4-12-2008 08:40 PM (16 years ago)
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why una dey praise am? abi una dey fear her? dis joke sweet? kenny athink you sabi terrorize people well well Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-12-2008 08:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- e4ma at 5-12-2008 12:25 AM (16 years ago)
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9ice one
Posted: at 5-12-2008 12:25 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 5-12-2008 09:33 AM (16 years ago)
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Rezi... But she try na...
Posted: at 5-12-2008 09:33 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 5-12-2008 09:56 AM (16 years ago)
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she no try kaka
Posted: at 5-12-2008 09:56 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 5-12-2008 09:58 AM (16 years ago)
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Why u talk so??? But i like d concept sha... Bcos she compose am herself...
Posted: at 5-12-2008 09:58 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 5-12-2008 11:58 AM (16 years ago)
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to encourage am, she try Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 5-12-2008 11:58 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 6-12-2008 08:26 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  4-12-2008 08:40 PM
why una dey praise am? abi una dey fear her? dis joke sweet? kenny athink you sabi terrorize people well well Grin Grin Grin

rezi wetin kenny do u na? eehh.. why u no allw am rest...u jst dey drag her thing dey go up up...  Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 6-12-2008 08:26 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 6-12-2008 04:48 PM (16 years ago)
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e dey jealous now
Posted: at 6-12-2008 04:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 8-12-2008 10:55 AM (16 years ago)
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Onyi... Which of her tin rezi dey drag up and down??? So sumtin dey go up and down and i no know...
Posted: at 8-12-2008 10:55 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-12-2008 11:01 AM (16 years ago)
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yes onyi tell us, which kenny thing i drag go up and down wey me sef no know?
Posted: at 8-12-2008 11:01 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 8-12-2008 11:03 AM (16 years ago)
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Rezi so u no know sef... Mhen dis matter serious ooh...
Posted: at 8-12-2008 11:03 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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