CLEVER MAN

Date: 19-05-2011 6:59 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Oseni
- at 19-05-2011 06:59 PM (13 years ago)
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Hilary Clinton, George Bush, Sarkozy, a boy and a monk were stuck on a plane that is falling fast. They are 5 but there are only 4 parachutes. Hilary said "I'm a woman, you cant leave a woman on a plane to die" so she took one and jumped. Bush said "I'm the smartest in the world, every one needs me" he took one and jumped. Sarkozy blabbed something in french that no one understood, he took one and jumped. The monk tells the boy "You take the last parachute, let me die" the boy said "Why? We can both jump." "How is that?" said the monk. the boy replies, "Because the so called smartest man Bush took my school bag and jumped!!!"

Posted: at 19-05-2011 06:59 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- at 20-05-2011 05:15 PM (13 years ago)
boo Undecided
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- chicanorose at 20-05-2011 05:17 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-05-2011 05:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 20-05-2011 05:25 PM (13 years ago)
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Anoda version
Posted: at 20-05-2011 05:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 20-05-2011 09:08 PM (13 years ago)
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poster oya laff for ur yoke  Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 20-05-2011 09:08 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 21-05-2011 12:43 AM (13 years ago)
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na so e take end?
Posted: at 21-05-2011 12:43 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 21-05-2011 12:56 AM (13 years ago)
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ehehe!!!

sorta funny Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-05-2011 12:56 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 21-05-2011 12:59 AM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 21-05-2011 12:59 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- at 21-05-2011 10:17 AM (13 years ago)
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- lanudja at 21-05-2011 10:25 AM (13 years ago)
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- at 21-05-2011 10:35 AM (13 years ago)
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- KINGJHOE at 22-05-2011 03:47 AM (13 years ago)
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smoking guns
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