THE IGNORANT STUDENT.

Date: 25-05-2011 10:33 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Millenium
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- at 25-05-2011 10:33 PM (12 years ago)
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During our exam time for school, e reach day wey we get two subjects to write - geography and history and na geography we suppose write first but due to some logistics reason, we come write history first. So e get dis boy wey don copy expo 4 geography keep and e no sabi read. As the history exam dey go on, na him teacher come catch am wey in dey copy, meanwhile the boy no know say na history in dey write, in think say na geography as e no sabi read now. Also de exam na subjective. As the teacher catch am, e come read wetin de boy don write.

Question 1)  When did Nigeria gain independence?
Answer: Igneous rock.

Question 2) Which year  was Nigeria amalgamated?
Answer: Metamorphic rock.

Question 3) Nigeria was under the ............... colony.
Answer; Sedimentary rock.

The whole class burst laf, na him the boy come take shame leave the exam. Na there him school stop, e no gree com school again.

Posted: at 25-05-2011 10:33 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jeffrey4u at 25-05-2011 11:24 PM (12 years ago)
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hehehehhe
Posted: at 25-05-2011 11:24 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KINGJHOE at 26-05-2011 12:24 AM (12 years ago)
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NA YOU...
Posted: at 26-05-2011 12:24 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MilleniumMan at 26-05-2011 05:11 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: KINGJHOE on 26-05-2011 12:24 AM
NA YOU...
Na who u dey talk, e b like sa u no dey fear o.
Posted: at 26-05-2011 05:11 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 26-05-2011 05:47 AM (12 years ago)
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hahahaahha
Posted: at 26-05-2011 05:47 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KINGJHOE at 26-05-2011 05:49 AM (12 years ago)
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 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 26-05-2011 05:49 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 26-05-2011 05:57 AM (12 years ago)
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Kingjhoe...wetin happen to u?
Posted: at 26-05-2011 05:57 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MilleniumMan at 26-05-2011 08:47 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: KINGJHOE on 26-05-2011 05:49 AM
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
y u com dey cry now?
Posted: at 26-05-2011 08:47 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 26-05-2011 09:14 AM (12 years ago)
Quote from: MilleniumMan on 26-05-2011 08:47 AM
Quote from: KINGJHOE on 26-05-2011 05:49 AM
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
y u com dey cry now?

leave ram na him way
Posted: at 26-05-2011 09:14 AM (12 years ago) |
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- omotoyosolabisi at 26-05-2011 12:42 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-05-2011 12:42 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 26-05-2011 12:54 PM (12 years ago)
too much tooth
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- angelicluv at 26-05-2011 01:16 PM (12 years ago)
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na wow oh! o boy be like say na u oh !!! Grin Grin Wink
Posted: at 26-05-2011 01:16 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 26-05-2011 01:28 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: MilleniumMan on 26-05-2011 05:11 AM
Quote from: KINGJHOE on 26-05-2011 12:24 AM
NA YOU...
Na who u dey talk, e b like sa u no dey fear o.

u be commando? abi u be rambo?  Grin Grin
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- Skypon2002 at 26-05-2011 01:30 PM (12 years ago)
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but the student dey correct oo
all of una be olodo  Shocked Shocked Grin
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- Elgracia at 26-05-2011 01:40 PM (12 years ago)
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quite funny.........
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- at 26-05-2011 01:57 PM (12 years ago)
and you are simply woman rapa
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- MilleniumMan at 26-05-2011 04:04 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 26-05-2011 01:44 PM
u quite lovely
I hope say u no come here come find woman?
Posted: at 26-05-2011 04:04 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 26-05-2011 04:11 PM (12 years ago)
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ask ram again
Posted: at 26-05-2011 04:11 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 26-05-2011 04:32 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: MilleniumMan on 26-05-2011 04:04 PM
Quote from: stephen153 on 26-05-2011 01:44 PM
u quite lovely
I hope say u no come here come find woman?

o boy, na him mission be that nah  Grin Grin
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- solid_solid at 26-05-2011 04:35 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: MilleniumMan on 25-05-2011 10:33 PM
During our exam time for school, e reach day wey we get two subjects to write - geography and history and na geography we suppose write first but due to some logistics reason, we come write history first. So e get dis boy wey don copy expo 4 geography keep and e no sabi read. As the history exam dey go on, na him teacher come catch am wey in dey copy, meanwhile the boy no know say na history in dey write, in think say na geography as e no sabi read now. Also de exam na subjective. As the teacher catch am, e come read wetin de boy don write.

Question 1)  When did Nigeria gain independence?
Answer: Igneous rock.

Question 2) Which year  was Nigeria amalgamated?
Answer: Metamorphic rock.

Question 3) Nigeria was under the ............... colony.
Answer; Sedimentary rock.

The whole class burst laf, na him the boy come take shame leave the exam. Na there him school stop, e no gree com school again.

this joke na posted b4
Posted: at 26-05-2011 04:35 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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